Situations were typos or misreading c...

Situations were typos or misreading could be a problem

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#1 Jan 30, 2014
For instance, lets suppose there is a crime involving a reproductive health doctor. The police ask for a profiler, but the end up with a prolifer.

Or what if a state legalizes cannibals, in response to the marijuana supporters?

Or a scientist asking for more bugs makes a typo, and lots of brothers and sisters who really "love" each other visit him?

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#2 Jan 30, 2014
Or what if a guy writes a letter to the editor about the view from his office and puts down that he hates the gays (meaning gaze)?
Thread_Miner

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#3 Feb 4, 2014
"Local black activist shot during card game for renigging on bet" Story on page 5B.

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#4 Feb 28, 2014
If you write to the Governor of West Vagina.
Ayup

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#5 Feb 28, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
For instance, lets suppose there is a crime involving a reproductive health doctor. The police ask for a profiler, but the end up with a prolifer.
Or what if a state legalizes cannibals, in response to the marijuana supporters?
Or a scientist asking for more bugs makes a typo, and lots of brothers and sisters who really "love" each other visit him?
Interesting and like the reference between prolifer and profiler .. funny those are both misspelled but wsn't the point ...

Ever wonder about the profiling going on with us out here ... maybe not everyone, but some are most definitely being watched.

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#6 Feb 28, 2014
Ayup wrote:
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Interesting and like the reference between prolifer and profiler .. funny those are both misspelled but wsn't the point ...
Ever wonder about the profiling going on with us out here ... maybe not everyone, but some are most definitely being watched.
What if you know a Mr. Allen, and you write to them and you address it as Mr. Alien?
Ayup

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#7 Feb 28, 2014
what if you tell them you are mzbehavin' and they think you are,.. or not?
Ayup

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#8 Feb 28, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
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What if you know a Mr. Allen, and you write to them and you address it as Mr. Alien?
Oh, thought that was Allen Wrench and they mistook 'them' for Alien Wench.
Alien

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#10 Feb 28, 2014
Will you change the subject now .. we don't need this kind of attention.

What if they called in a sighting of more crop circles .. but no one went because they thought they said cop circles. They head to DD's instead.
Yeah

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#12 Feb 28, 2014
FTW wrote:
<quoted text>Last time I saw any Alien Wench's was at a tittie bar in Texas.
Heard they were stacked and proud of their ... one eye and them funny tin foil hats they wore. Yep heard bout them and I'm like WTF?
Yeah

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#14 Feb 28, 2014
FTW wrote:
<quoted text>Naw that must be a different one you're thinking about. No single eyes or tin foil hats. Just Mexican girls in pasties trying to make a few tips and hoping Immigration doesn't show up.
Pastries? Hmmm ... Lol

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#15 Mar 1, 2014
FTW wrote:
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Aliens, huh... Got something for ya.
What if Mr. Alien asked for his UFO pill and he was brought UFO Phil?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =XqWPCsNke24XX
Ah yes, I love that alternative ending theme to Coast to Coast.

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#16 Mar 1, 2014
Ayup wrote:
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Oh, thought that was Allen Wrench and they mistook 'them' for Alien Wench.
Better be careful with such a gal. You don't want probed. Reminds me of what would be an embarrassing headline.

"Link to Anal Cancer Probed" (instead of proved or proven)

Oh, and the classics, school signs announcing "anal exams," or someone being directed to use a "pubic phone."

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Nehwon

#17 Mar 1, 2014
Consult the Wicked Bible.

"Thou shalt commit adultery" has an interesting impact on the traditional marriage and Biblical inerrant camps.

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#18 Mar 1, 2014
like the title to this thread

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#19 Mar 1, 2014
tallyho wrote:
like the title to this thread
LOL! I didn't notice that until after starting the thread.

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#21 Mar 1, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
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LOL! I didn't notice that until after starting the thread.
aaaaaaaaaaaah we all do it . I meant gulf stream typed golf

saw it too late , but hell

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