I admit it, I'm guilty of......
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Union City, MI

#73 Jun 13, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
...of being too honest when someone asks me a question that I know they don't want an honest answer to.
When people get indignant because I gave an answer they didn't expect or appreciate. I tell them "Don't ask me if you don't want to hear the answer."
you and Phil Robertson
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#74 Jun 13, 2014
No bond necessary. The SWAT team members are just Hollywood actors and the jail is just a prop. These guys are about to take to the wildest bachelor party you've ever been to with lot's of Lady-Bots dressed in skimpy titanium foil serving electric boiler makers. All on the house.. Better oil up your joints and check your dip-stick, it could get cyber-crazy..

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#75 Jun 13, 2014
I'm guilty of having fun....

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#76 Jun 13, 2014

Petal Power

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#77 Jun 13, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
I'm guilty of having fun....
AREN'T we ALL..Bring On the Circus Clowns and Cotton Candy!!

SHOWTIME!!!

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#78 Jun 13, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
<quoted text> AREN'T we ALL..Bring On the Circus Clowns and Cotton Candy!!
SHOWTIME!!!
Here we have both...

&fe ature=player_detailpage

https://www.youtube.com/watch...

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#79 Jun 13, 2014
O My gosh...I need to listen through these before posting...That shows what a drunk will do...
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Union City, MI

#80 Jun 13, 2014
...of getting under pops skin

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#81 Jun 13, 2014
I'm guilty of making mistakes and I'm not perfect in any way.

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#82 Jun 13, 2014
Holding on to the cat's tail while it pulled like h3ll.
Hmmm

Jackson, MO

#83 Jun 14, 2014
I admit it, I'm guilty of wanting to troll that 'buck' character. You know, one gray to another.
Hmmm

Jackson, MO

#84 Jun 14, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
I'm guilty of making mistakes and I'm not perfect in any way.
I'll admit I was guilty of trying to be for many years and then a few years back I embraced my imperfections. Unfortunately other's have as well.
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#85 Jun 14, 2014
I admit to bypassing the first few pieces when I open a fresh loaf of bread. I've done this as long as I can remember. I never realized what a selfish dirtbag I was for doing it... until I heard George Carlin bring it up. Here's what he says:

--THE GOOD BREAD--
When you make a sandwich at home, do you reach down past the first few slices to get the really good bread? It’s a survival thing:“Let my family eat the rotten bread. I’ll take care of Numero Uno.” And sometimes the issue isn’t freshness but the size of the slice you’re after. Everyone knows the wider ones are somewhere near the middle. So down you go past about six inferior slices to reach the ones you want. And, as you pull them up, you have to be careful they don’t tear. Then, just before you get them out, the top six slices shift position and fall perpendicular to the rest of the loaf.

“Sh!t!” I leave them that way. Let the family think a burglar made a sandwich.

~George Carlin~

Rest in Peace George..and thanks for all the laughs.

sara

Kintnersville, PA

#86 Jun 14, 2014
Instigator wrote:
I admit to bypassing the first few pieces when I open a fresh loaf of bread. I've done this as long as I can remember. I never realized what a selfish dirtbag I was for doing it... until I heard George Carlin bring it up. Here's what he says:
--THE GOOD BREAD--
When you make a sandwich at home, do you reach down past the first few slices to get the really good bread? It’s a survival thing:“Let my family eat the rotten bread. I’ll take care of Numero Uno.” And sometimes the issue isn’t freshness but the size of the slice you’re after. Everyone knows the wider ones are somewhere near the middle. So down you go past about six inferior slices to reach the ones you want. And, as you pull them up, you have to be careful they don’t tear. Then, just before you get them out, the top six slices shift position and fall perpendicular to the rest of the loaf.
“Sh!t!” I leave them that way. Let the family think a burglar made a sandwich.
~George Carlin~
Rest in Peace George..and thanks for all the laughs.
I heard that joke by George, may he RIP.
I am guilty of this.
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#87 Jun 14, 2014
sara wrote:
<quoted text>
I heard that joke by George, may he RIP.
I am guilty of this.
I had a sneaking suspicion I wasn't the only one :)

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Pocket full of wry

#88 Jun 14, 2014
Drinking the last few swallows of milk from the carton before throwing it away.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#89 Jun 14, 2014
Melody_E wrote:
Drinking the last few swallows of milk from the carton before throwing it away.
Im guilty of leaving the empty jug in the fridge.
;)

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#90 Jun 14, 2014
Once I left the empty ice cream container in the freezer with a note in it that said, haha, it was delicious!

“Hi!”

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#91 Jun 14, 2014
I'm guilty of laughing when a runway model slips and falls.....ouch...then I feel bad and tell myself that it wasn't funny... Shhhhh....but it was.

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#92 Jun 14, 2014
ONS...I luv 'em :-)

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