Cops Find Naked Suspect at Bottom of Port-a-Potty

Jul 10, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: NBC Connecticut

He had allegedly caused a ruckus at a disc golf course by rolling in the mud and sitting in the disc goals A naked Maine man had to be pulled out of the bottom of a portable toilet after cops found him there.

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What is with all these naked people doing stupid things? This surely isn't another bath salt incident? He didn't try to bite or eat anyone.....that we know of.
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Jul 10, 2012
 
New name for cops: Turd herders!

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is not the way to pay old ones

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Billy sucked at hide and seek, he always picked shitty hiding spots.

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Jul 10, 2012
 
Bath salt zombie eats shyt and dives.
[shyt meaning the bath salts of course]

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This should serve as a warning for all you port-o-potty users.....ALWAYS run your hands through the blue watery substance and check for uninvited guests BEFORE you relieve yourself.

You're welcome.
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Gotta say I'd've had to leave him there.
Remember, what goes into the porta potty stays in the porta potty...

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Jul 10, 2012
 
Do you wonder if he took his clothes off to keep them clean or just because it felt sexier being nude?

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But now I take antidepressants

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That was just Harrison. He likes it there....
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Liberals...

They want your sh!t. Literally...

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Jul 11, 2012
 
Maybe he was going to provide a free wiping service?

You never know.....
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Jul 11, 2012
 
DILF wrote:
Maybe he was going to provide a free wiping service?
You never know.....
You mean like ,those windshield wiper bums near the Lincoln tunnel,,?
(what a great idea,,,and then ya just throw a dime down the hole)
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Jul 11, 2012
 
Enough crazy naked guy stories!!!
Let's concentrate on naked supermodels sprinting across centerfield during the All Star Game...
(...even if you've gotta make them up!)
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Will besides "eeeeeeeeew!" I wonder if that was one big porta potty, because the ones I've seen that tape isn't big enough for someone to get into. I've heard of people hiding out down in the muck chamber of the outhouse (once again, the gross out sound) but I just don't see how this is possible.

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Jul 8, 2013
 
Parden pard wrote:
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You mean like ,those windshield wiper bums near the Lincoln tunnel,,?
(what a great idea,,,and then ya just throw a dime down the hole)
Yes!!!! Squeegee and all!!!!!

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