Cops Find Naked Suspect at Bottom of Port-a-Potty

Jul 10, 2012 Full story: NBC Connecticut 14

He had allegedly caused a ruckus at a disc golf course by rolling in the mud and sitting in the disc goals A naked Maine man had to be pulled out of the bottom of a portable toilet after cops found him there.

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#1 Jul 10, 2012
What is with all these naked people doing stupid things? This surely isn't another bath salt incident? He didn't try to bite or eat anyone.....that we know of.
Hoosier Hillbilly

Westport, IN

#2 Jul 10, 2012
New name for cops: Turd herders!

“To contract new debts...”

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Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#3 Jul 10, 2012
Billy sucked at hide and seek, he always picked shitty hiding spots.

“Jody”

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#4 Jul 10, 2012
Bath salt zombie eats shyt and dives.
[shyt meaning the bath salts of course]

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#5 Jul 10, 2012
This should serve as a warning for all you port-o-potty users.....ALWAYS run your hands through the blue watery substance and check for uninvited guests BEFORE you relieve yourself.

You're welcome.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#6 Jul 10, 2012
Gotta say I'd've had to leave him there.
Remember, what goes into the porta potty stays in the porta potty...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#7 Jul 10, 2012
Do you wonder if he took his clothes off to keep them clean or just because it felt sexier being nude?

“I was a Grim Reaper”

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Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#8 Jul 10, 2012
That was just Harrison. He likes it there....
Sam

Powell, OH

#10 Jul 10, 2012
Liberals...

They want your sh!t. Literally...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#11 Jul 11, 2012
Maybe he was going to provide a free wiping service?

You never know.....
Parden pard

Northampton, PA

#12 Jul 11, 2012
DILF wrote:
Maybe he was going to provide a free wiping service?
You never know.....
You mean like ,those windshield wiper bums near the Lincoln tunnel,,?
(what a great idea,,,and then ya just throw a dime down the hole)
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#13 Jul 11, 2012
Enough crazy naked guy stories!!!
Let's concentrate on naked supermodels sprinting across centerfield during the All Star Game...
(...even if you've gotta make them up!)
Sybian Princess

Portland, OR

#14 Jul 7, 2013
Will besides "eeeeeeeeew!" I wonder if that was one big porta potty, because the ones I've seen that tape isn't big enough for someone to get into. I've heard of people hiding out down in the muck chamber of the outhouse (once again, the gross out sound) but I just don't see how this is possible.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#16 Jul 8, 2013
Parden pard wrote:
<quoted text>
You mean like ,those windshield wiper bums near the Lincoln tunnel,,?
(what a great idea,,,and then ya just throw a dime down the hole)
Yes!!!! Squeegee and all!!!!!

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