Shark found at door of 'Sea Dog' pub on Nantucket

Aug 2, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The Modesto Bee

But Agnew said the pub fielded calls and questions all day long after word got out about the land shark.

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Bet it was trying to deliver Pizza.....say

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He just wanted a drink! Give the poor shark a beer, ye scurvy dog!

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Poor guy died of thrust. To bad no one opened the door for him. I mean..no arms and all.

Agree, Naughtyrobot.

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This song came to mind over this thread. Thought to share:

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How much rain have they had over there?
The Sea Dog. He thought it was a fast food joint. Wanted to grab a bite and float.

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65O07noogard wrote:
Perhaps it was meant as a hint to start serving shark fin soup.
Hey there, no shark fin soup! That is so wrong on so many levels.

For shame on humans.

Telling you, the ol'toothy guy was looking for Maggie and got robbed and left dead outside the pub. Happens ....you know.

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http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gytf2i/land-...

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Did he have my loan papers on him?

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There once
was a shark from Nantucket

who arrived at a pub..in a bucket;

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While he was there..

he just couldn't get air

So he lay back and died ..

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'Ah, f**k it'(:

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Aug 2, 2013
 
Severed horse heads are hard to come by these days?

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Just a prank pulled on his 1st Mate from wacky ol' Cap'n Crunch.

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Wasn't there supposed to be a busted pallet & bits of 2*4 to go with that big fish?

Can't have fish without the chips to go with it!

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Even car salesmen like a drink.

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Aug 5, 2013
 
I am not an ichthyologist, but I play one on TV. This story smells a bit fishy.

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Did it smell Canadien?

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