Shark found at door of 'Sea Dog' pub on Nantucket

Aug 2, 2013 Full story: The Modesto Bee 15

But Agnew said the pub fielded calls and questions all day long after word got out about the land shark.

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Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#1 Aug 2, 2013
Bet it was trying to deliver Pizza.....say

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#2 Aug 2, 2013
He just wanted a drink! Give the poor shark a beer, ye scurvy dog!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#3 Aug 2, 2013
Poor guy died of thrust. To bad no one opened the door for him. I mean..no arms and all.

Agree, Naughtyrobot.

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#4 Aug 2, 2013
This song came to mind over this thread. Thought to share:

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#6 Aug 2, 2013
How much rain have they had over there?
The Sea Dog. He thought it was a fast food joint. Wanted to grab a bite and float.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#7 Aug 2, 2013
65O07noogard wrote:
Perhaps it was meant as a hint to start serving shark fin soup.
Hey there, no shark fin soup! That is so wrong on so many levels.

For shame on humans.

Telling you, the ol'toothy guy was looking for Maggie and got robbed and left dead outside the pub. Happens ....you know.

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Black Rock City, NV

#9 Aug 2, 2013

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#10 Aug 2, 2013
Did he have my loan papers on him?

“near Halloween.”

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#11 Aug 2, 2013
There once
was a shark from Nantucket

who arrived at a pub..in a bucket;

.

While he was there..

he just couldn't get air

So he lay back and died ..

saying

'Ah, f**k it'(:

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#12 Aug 2, 2013
Severed horse heads are hard to come by these days?

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Indianapolis, IN

#13 Aug 2, 2013
Just a prank pulled on his 1st Mate from wacky ol' Cap'n Crunch.

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

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#14 Aug 5, 2013
Wasn't there supposed to be a busted pallet & bits of 2*4 to go with that big fish?

Can't have fish without the chips to go with it!

Have a nice day: Ag
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#15 Aug 5, 2013
Even car salesmen like a drink.

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#16 Aug 5, 2013
I am not an ichthyologist, but I play one on TV. This story smells a bit fishy.

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Homefries

#17 Aug 5, 2013
Did it smell Canadien?

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