Favorite ways to die

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Dave

Portland, OR

#1 Apr 14, 2013
Mine hypo center of a thermonuclear blast. Vaporization by being instantly at the center of a man-made sun, not even time to register that it happened. What's yours?

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#2 Apr 14, 2013
Hassenpfeffer.

“All about that bass”

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#3 Apr 14, 2013
Happy

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#4 Apr 14, 2013
anyway that doesn't involve thrashing about and gasping for air......

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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#5 Apr 14, 2013
Cyanide,...

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#8 Apr 14, 2013
Peacefully, suddenly in my sleep

“I care more about my character”

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...... then my reputation

#9 Apr 14, 2013
madam sin wrote:
Peacefully, suddenly in my sleep
That's the ticket!

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

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.......¿.......

#11 Apr 14, 2013
Sleeping in a rocking chair with a smile on and boots off.

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Indianapolis, IN

#12 Apr 14, 2013
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#13 Apr 14, 2013
I dunno, I havnt died many ways to make a comparison...

My favorite pizza is sausage and mushroom..

I have tried the Hawaian a time or 2 . its different..

Actually, Im hoping Jesus comes before I die, so I can be caught up in the air ,,, hopefully ...

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Indianapolis, IN

#14 Apr 14, 2013
Who was it that said he wanted to die peacefully in his sleep like his father, not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus?

Milton Berle? Henny Youngman?
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#15 Apr 14, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Who was it that said he wanted to die peacefully in his sleep like his father, not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus?
Milton Berle? Henny Youngman?
lololol.. still funny...

Jack Benny??

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Indianapolis, IN

#16 Apr 14, 2013
*Gasp* The interwebs seem to think it was "Jack Handy" on SNL. I could have sworn the line goes back much further than that.

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#19 May 1, 2013
happy........
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#20 May 1, 2013
Heart attack while in bed with certain Offbeat women.......

8-)
sower of the seed

Indianapolis, IN

#21 May 1, 2013
WITH JESUS!

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"How to Go to Heaven According to the Word of God"
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/how_to_be_save...
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Question: "How can I know for sure that I will go to Heaven when I die?"
Answer: http://www.gotquestions.org/know-sure-Heaven....
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#23 May 1, 2013
GenOmazing wrote:
Smothered to death by the boobs of one Jenny McCarthy
Oh man....I want to die YOUR way now.

She is smokin!!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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#25 May 1, 2013
In the arms of the One I love...

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#26 May 6, 2013
I sort of like the first way in the twinkling of an eye (even quicker than that actually in the sphere of a nuclear blast. Instantly beyond the vapor, no time to suffer and nothing for your relatives to have the hassle of dealing with! Assuming any of them survived, of course...

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

#27 May 6, 2013
In my sleep, snuggled up with the big guy, my face buried in his chest breathing his scent. That would be perfect.

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