“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#43 Aug 30, 2013
DILF wrote:
^^^^^Beware of people with no sense of humor....in the OFFBEAT section of Topix.
8-)
uh, yeah....that is a total turn off.

humor is HOT....(and I also agree with the tongue thing, lol)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#45 Sep 3, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
<quoted text>
uh, yeah....that is a total turn off.
humor is HOT....(and I also agree with the tongue thing, lol)
lol....thanks!!!!

Atta girl!!!!!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#46 Sep 3, 2013
Warning: You have sex with me, I own you.

Just the way it rolls.

~chuckling~

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#47 Sep 3, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Warning: You have sex with me, I own you.
Just the way it rolls.
~chuckling~
lol....

Uh, is it worth it?

8-)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#48 Sep 3, 2013
Warning: If I have sex with you, I bone you.

8-|

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#49 Sep 3, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
lol....
Uh, is it worth it?
8-)
I don't know, baby. I'll wait and see those pics you are handing out freely. Then, if you are hot! I'll home ya, feed ya, wet ya, and we can have wild and crazy germlins sex all night long...in various places throughout the house, outside, on the roof, and in the shower.

Then, we'll discuss it over coffee, ya'ant'to?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#50 Sep 3, 2013
DILF wrote:
Warning: If I have sex with you, I bone you.
8-|
~laughing getting the joke~ Priceless!

Somehow, I resemble that remark.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#51 Sep 3, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know, baby. I'll wait and see those pics you are handing out freely. Then, if you are hot! I'll home ya, feed ya, wet ya, and we can have wild and crazy germlins sex all night long...in various places throughout the house, outside, on the roof, and in the shower.
Then, we'll discuss it over coffee, ya'ant'to?
Sounds enticing!!!!

I look great in the dark by the way.

8-)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#52 Sep 3, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
~laughing getting the joke~ Priceless!
Joke? what Jo....

Oh yeah, the joke....heh heh heh.

8-|
Del L

Schenectady, NY

#54 Oct 23, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> HA-HA-HA...This is OFFBEAT... Remember MEN..Not to Forget.. To bring DIAMONDS or GOLD NUGGETS from your MINES..to entice her with..
Honestly... In the REAL WORLD..
MEN, just BE YOURSELF.. Don't PRETEND to be ANYTHING Else...
Chicks...DIG REAL MEN..NOT Phonies!!
I agree with CO Chick -
I believe that if you allow yourself to Be Yourself and keep a smile on, you will come across in the best way possible.
There is someone for everyone. That someone will emerge at some point and your true self will be an attraction.
Learn the basics of carrying on a conversation and learn some self-confidence, if you think you need it, relax and go forth. Don't over-think it.
Del.
http://seductionritual.com
Tyler Knudson

Cumming, GA

#55 Oct 27, 2013
Hey you guys should check this website out.

http://positivematch.net/

I've used it and it has helped me out tremendously.
Dating and attracting women are learnable skills.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#56 Oct 27, 2013
Run, men, run
Tyler Knudson

Cumming, GA

#57 Oct 27, 2013
Men, check this site out.

http://positivematch.net/

I owe meeting and attracting my girlfriend of a year to this site. Dating and attracting women can be learned.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#58 Oct 27, 2013
Remember.. your New Date..Is A HUMAN BEING!!

NOT a SEX TOY, a PUNCHING BAG or a MICROPHONE for your Abusive Remarks..

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#59 Oct 27, 2013
Never think of a woman as only a sex toy.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#60 Oct 27, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Never think of a woman as only a sex toy.
Says the babe leaning up against the pumpkin in the 'come and get me' outfit, smoking a cigarette, all naughty like...avatar.

Oxymoron?

What is a guy sex toy ..anyhow? Like a blow up doll?

“From Me To You”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3..<3..:o) Smile (o:..<3..<3

#61 Nov 1, 2013
Just be yourself ..they like you or they dont...
Tyler

Cumming, GA

#62 Nov 3, 2013
This website helped me get my GF of a year. You guys should check it out. It definitely helped me.
http://positivematch.net
Johnny

Auckland, New Zealand

#63 Nov 10, 2013
Yep, guys gotta remember to respect women on their dates. Treat them well and get her interested in you by first being interested in her. Compliment her, yet be sincere when you do, and get a rise out of her. That's what can separate you from those dull good looking guys - humor.

Johnny G.

Website Owner
http://attractthatperson.com

“Merry Christmas”

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Cincinnati, OH

#64 Nov 10, 2013
Tyler wrote:
This website helped me get my GF of a year. You guys should check it out. It definitely helped me.
http://positivematch.net
Yeah Right

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