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Aug 26, 2013
 
DILF wrote:
Always try to slip her the tongue on the first kiss, it let's them know that you have an active tongue.....and most women like that in a guy, iffin you know what I mean.
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Brilliant , Helpful.. agree...

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Be nice to the lady and she will be nice to you.

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Aug 26, 2013
 
DILF wrote:
Always try to slip her the tongue on the first kiss, it let's them know that you have an active tongue.....and most women like that in a guy, iffin you know what I mean.
8-)
Can't believe where my mind went to..Enough said...

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honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Can't believe where my mind went to..Enough said...
Where did it go?

Was it a happy place?

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Aug 26, 2013
 
DILF wrote:
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Where did it go?
Was it a happy place?
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Does this answer your question?...LOL

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STOP!!!

When a woman says stop..she means stop.Better stop if you know what's good for you..

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#29
Aug 26, 2013
 
Dont push yourself on the lady on the first date.slow ...

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#30
Aug 26, 2013
 
Be a gentleman. Open the door for her, pull out the chair for her. When she talks listen...or at least pretend to. Don't talk all about you and don't expect her to talk all about her, at least on the first date.... and lastly, be yourself. No one wants to date Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde.

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Princess Hey wrote:
Dont push yourself on the lady on the first date.slow ...
Second date?

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If a man treats me like the princess I would like to be; I will make him feel like a king. What goes around comes around!

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Nobody 2 Special wrote:
If a man treats me like the princess I would like to be; I will make him feel like a king. What goes around comes around!
Perfect answer.....Too many people "want want want" but never even THINK about returning kindness and love.

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When you are with your lady give her your complete attention.Don't be sitting with her and your eyes are on someone else.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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STAY AWAY... If ya are a Cheater, Liar OR a Good-For-Nothing...

Cuz,the ONE you are SMITTEN with..

WILL see right through ya..

AND,.The Chick HOT LINE will be a chattering... ABOUT your kind..
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So DUDE...Change your ways and you will be Happy...
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Bring an empty wallet and ride the bus to the date... If it works out... She is legit....

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If she asks you "what do you do for a living?", be careful how you answer.

For she may then say "My brother does that, too!"

And that's game over, man.

This is why I always answer that question with "I'm an NBA scouting agent for amateur penguins with potential."

Occasionally, I may say "I'm working on promoting the sport of submarine racing. The growth potential is huge and could be the next NASCAR. They can turn right, up or down with a definite possibility of collisions with Great White Sharks."

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honeymylove wrote:
When you are with your lady give her your complete attention.Don't be sitting with her and your eyes are on someone else.
But what if Elizabeth Hurley or Jenny McCarthy walks by? If I don't look then my date might think I'm gay or something.

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DILF wrote:
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But what if Elizabeth Hurley or Jenny McCarthy walks by? If I don't look then my date might think I'm gay or something.
Well, if Brad Pitt walks by expect her to look!

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Aug 30, 2013
 
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
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Well, if Brad Pitt walks by expect her to look!
Deal!!!!

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#41
Aug 30, 2013
 
well I wouldnt care if the rock passed by if I was out with my favorite man the rock might get a glance buy my eyes would be on my man for sure...

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Remember that no matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....

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