“Mrs_E”

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#22 Aug 26, 2013
DILF wrote:
Always try to slip her the tongue on the first kiss, it let's them know that you have an active tongue.....and most women like that in a guy, iffin you know what I mean.
8-)
Brilliant , Helpful.. agree...

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#23 Aug 26, 2013
Be nice to the lady and she will be nice to you.

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#24 Aug 26, 2013
DILF wrote:
Always try to slip her the tongue on the first kiss, it let's them know that you have an active tongue.....and most women like that in a guy, iffin you know what I mean.
8-)
Can't believe where my mind went to..Enough said...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#26 Aug 26, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Can't believe where my mind went to..Enough said...
Where did it go?

Was it a happy place?

8-)

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#27 Aug 26, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Where did it go?
Was it a happy place?
8-)
(O:
Does this answer your question?...LOL

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#28 Aug 26, 2013
STOP!!!

When a woman says stop..she means stop.Better stop if you know what's good for you..

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#29 Aug 26, 2013
Dont push yourself on the lady on the first date.slow ...

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#30 Aug 26, 2013
Be a gentleman. Open the door for her, pull out the chair for her. When she talks listen...or at least pretend to. Don't talk all about you and don't expect her to talk all about her, at least on the first date.... and lastly, be yourself. No one wants to date Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

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#31 Aug 27, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
Dont push yourself on the lady on the first date.slow ...
Second date?

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

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Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#32 Aug 27, 2013
If a man treats me like the princess I would like to be; I will make him feel like a king. What goes around comes around!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

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#33 Aug 27, 2013
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
If a man treats me like the princess I would like to be; I will make him feel like a king. What goes around comes around!
Perfect answer.....Too many people "want want want" but never even THINK about returning kindness and love.

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#34 Aug 27, 2013
When you are with your lady give her your complete attention.Don't be sitting with her and your eyes are on someone else.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#35 Aug 29, 2013
STAY AWAY... If ya are a Cheater, Liar OR a Good-For-Nothing...

Cuz,the ONE you are SMITTEN with..

WILL see right through ya..

AND,.The Chick HOT LINE will be a chattering... ABOUT your kind..
.
So DUDE...Change your ways and you will be Happy...
DMAN

Aurora, CO

#36 Aug 29, 2013
Bring an empty wallet and ride the bus to the date... If it works out... She is legit....

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#37 Aug 29, 2013
If she asks you "what do you do for a living?", be careful how you answer.

For she may then say "My brother does that, too!"

And that's game over, man.

This is why I always answer that question with "I'm an NBA scouting agent for amateur penguins with potential."

Occasionally, I may say "I'm working on promoting the sport of submarine racing. The growth potential is huge and could be the next NASCAR. They can turn right, up or down with a definite possibility of collisions with Great White Sharks."

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

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#38 Aug 30, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
When you are with your lady give her your complete attention.Don't be sitting with her and your eyes are on someone else.
But what if Elizabeth Hurley or Jenny McCarthy walks by? If I don't look then my date might think I'm gay or something.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

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#39 Aug 30, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
But what if Elizabeth Hurley or Jenny McCarthy walks by? If I don't look then my date might think I'm gay or something.
Well, if Brad Pitt walks by expect her to look!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#40 Aug 30, 2013
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, if Brad Pitt walks by expect her to look!
Deal!!!!

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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And Have A Happy New Year

#41 Aug 30, 2013
well I wouldnt care if the rock passed by if I was out with my favorite man the rock might get a glance buy my eyes would be on my man for sure...

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New York, NY

#42 Aug 30, 2013
Remember that no matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....

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