Dating advice for men

Dating advice for men

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Since: Aug 13

Villa Urquiza, Argentina

#1 Aug 23, 2013
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Torpex

Chicago, IL

#2 Aug 23, 2013
Pay attention here! I am SURE this is on the level, and not an ad!!! Lives may be ENABLED by this portentious thread!!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#3 Aug 23, 2013
Torpex wrote:
Pay attention here! I am SURE this is on the level, and not an ad!!! Lives may be ENABLED by this portentious thread!!!!
HA-HA-HA...This is OFFBEAT... Remember MEN..Not to Forget.. To bring DIAMONDS or GOLD NUGGETS from your MINES..to entice her with..

Honestly... In the REAL WORLD..

MEN, just BE YOURSELF.. Don't PRETEND to be ANYTHING Else...

Chicks...DIG REAL MEN..NOT Phonies!!
Torpex

Chicago, IL

#4 Aug 23, 2013
And don't give it up on the 1st date.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Ready For Thanksgiving ???

#5 Aug 23, 2013
Just be yourself..no fake junk..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#6 Aug 24, 2013
Torpex wrote:
And don't give it up on the 1st date.
AND...NOT..UNTIL you have a PROMISE RING..

OR A CONDO..in your NAME!!

Yepper!!
McKenzie

Los Angeles, CA

#7 Aug 24, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> AND...NOT..UNTIL you have a PROMISE RING..
OR A CONDO..in your NAME!!
Yepper!!
What about suggesting the use of a vibrator after the first date kiss?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#8 Aug 25, 2013
If ya really DIG the Chick..THEN tell her...DON'T wait UNTIL..

She decides to DATE someone else.

BECAUSE you hesitated...!!!

Oh McKenzie in RESPECT for this being SUNDAY... Your humor is OFF-KEY!!!

Have a NICE DAY...AZZWIPE!!! ;)

“Somewhere within...”

Level 4

Since: Jul 13

...the Topix mainframe.

#9 Aug 25, 2013
Good luck!

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#10 Aug 25, 2013
Colorado Chick is right....Tell her if you like her!!!! There is nothing in the world like being told that one is special, pretty or wonderful. I would rather have you tell me that you like me, than get a gift. OOOOOOOHHHHH, and a text, good golly guys, send that girl a text when you think of her, a text saying I am thinking of you , good night or good morning is better than flowers!

“Somewhere within...”

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Since: Jul 13

...the Topix mainframe.

#11 Aug 25, 2013
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Colorado Chick is right....Tell her if you like her!!!! There is nothing in the world like being told that one is special, pretty or wonderful. I would rather have you tell me that you like me, than get a gift. OOOOOOOHHHHH, and a text, good golly guys, send that girl a text when you think of her, a text saying I am thinking of you , good night or good morning is better than flowers!
Well said!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#12 Aug 25, 2013

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#13 Aug 25, 2013
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Colorado Chick is right....Tell her if you like her!!!! There is nothing in the world like being told that one is special, pretty or wonderful. I would rather have you tell me that you like me, than get a gift. OOOOOOOHHHHH, and a text, good golly guys, send that girl a text when you think of her, a text saying I am thinking of you , good night or good morning is better than flowers!
Excuuuuuuuse, ME..Sure a TEXT is Nice...BUT giving a Chick Flowers.. Tells the Chick..WOW!! You REALLY must DIG me..To have STOPPED at the Floral Dept.at the Grocery Store.. On your way home from work.. Showered and TEXTED to see if I was HOME..in order to Deliver them to be in person!!!

Dudes. BELIEVE ME...a Phone Call is Much More PERSONAL than TEXTING!!
Tiberius

Chicago, IL

#14 Aug 25, 2013
Beware of needy, clingy women.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#15 Aug 25, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
If ya really DIG the Chick..THEN tell her...DON'T wait UNTIL..
She decides to DATE someone else.
BECAUSE you hesitated...!!!
Oh McKenzie in RESPECT for this being SUNDAY... Your humor is OFF-KEY!!!
Have a NICE DAY...AZZWIPE!!! ;)
Perhaps a short walk in men's shoes might help...

There's the gold diggers.

They range from striking an entire gold mine to you have health insurance from your workplace. Divorce court is pretty much hitting the lottery. Not the jackpot but a nice sized prize.

Then there's the bat guano crazy who go scorched earth policy that puts Stalin on the Western Front to shame. The ones who will burn the house down to spite their man.

You may not be one of them but they are out there. And they have learned to disguise themselves well.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#16 Aug 25, 2013
Colorado Chick....right on !

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#17 Aug 26, 2013
Always try to slip her the tongue on the first kiss, it let's them know that you have an active tongue.....and most women like that in a guy, iffin you know what I mean.

8-)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#19 Aug 26, 2013
^^^^^Beware of people with no sense of humor....in the OFFBEAT section of Topix.

8-)

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#20 Aug 26, 2013
DILF wrote:
^^^^^Beware of people with no sense of humor....in the OFFBEAT section of Topix.
8-)
lol
At least you didn't say, "dye yourself black and put a rootabegga in your pants".

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#21 Aug 26, 2013
Tiberius wrote:
^^^Beware of stupid simpletons with a 5th grade sense of humor
^^^^I think "someone" needs to go visit Zurich......lol

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