Fire brigade to handcuffs users: Don't get stuck

Jul 29, 2013 Full story: WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg 17

London firefighters say they have freed hundreds of people with body parts trapped in household objects in the last three years, including 18 children with heads stuck in potties or toilet seats and 79 people trapped in handcuffs.

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pawan

London, UK

#1 Jul 29, 2013
teri choot ka pani peena hai
Nilesh

Pune, India

#2 Jul 29, 2013
mera land se pani dhoodh bahut niklta he

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#3 Jul 29, 2013

u two might be right ^^^

lol

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#4 Jul 29, 2013
my son got his head stuck between the outside railing. lucky he was skinny enough to pull him thru.
lol

he never did that again.. lol

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#5 Jul 29, 2013
pawan wrote:
teri choot ka pani peena hai
Leave my peena out of this!!!! Pervert!!!!

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#6 Jul 29, 2013
PFfff wrote:
u two might be right ^^^
lol
Then again..........

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#7 Jul 29, 2013
At least they didn't have sex with a corpse. http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/...
I always keep a can of WD-40 and a crowbar in case I get my unit stuck again. I don't want to repeat the rusty backhoe scenario, that was embarassing.

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#8 Jul 30, 2013
Go keyless, use the handcuffs with a combination lock.
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#9 Jul 30, 2013
Tom2Tone wrote:
Go keyless, use the handcuffs with a combination lock.
How would that work?

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#10 Jul 30, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
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How would that work?
No guaranties, the combination could always be forgotten, lost, or stolen!Lol
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#11 Jul 30, 2013
Tom2Tone wrote:
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No guaranties, the combination could always be forgotten, lost, or stolen!Lol
I didn't ask about guaranties! I asked how it would work?

I'm thinking you would need a lock on each side where the key goes in....

Then yes you would have to remember the combination.....

Who can't remember three numbers? Well that would be three per side (cuff). So it would be three for the left and three for the right.

Don't forget left, right, left!

You would have to be physically and mentality fit just to be able to use then......

Stolen combination???

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#12 Jul 30, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
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I didn't ask about guaranties! I asked how it would work?
I'm thinking you would need a lock on each side where the key goes in....
Then yes you would have to remember the combination.....
Who can't remember three numbers? Well that would be three per side (cuff). So it would be three for the left and three for the right.
Don't forget left, right, left!
You would have to be physically and mentality fit just to be able to use then......
Stolen combination???
I was just trying to be funny, I don't have everything all worked out. Ask Charlie what he thinks!LOL
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#13 Jul 30, 2013
I'm glad it was the fire brigade...some of those folks in handcuffs may have needed to be hosed down for awhile.

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#14 Jul 31, 2013
Someone's got some 'splainin to do!

At least it's better than the guy who has to explain to the doctor how the lightbulb got up his butt...
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#15 Jul 31, 2013
Tom2Tone wrote:
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I was just trying to be funny, I don't have everything all worked out. Ask Charlie what he thinks!LOL
Duh! I know you were being funny!!!!

Gosh! Who are you and what have you done with T2T?

Geeeeeee

Like Charlie has a clue!

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#16 Jul 31, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
Someone's got some 'splainin to do!
At least it's better than the guy who has to explain to the doctor how the lightbulb got up his butt...
Exackatilly. Like the young woman that came into the ER with an empty ketchup bottle stuck up her hoo-ha, the vaccuum created would not allow it to be removed easily. They brought in an expert glass cutter to make a hole in the bottom of the glass bottle, releasing the suction and facilitated removal. Also, the glass cutting guy got a sight he will never forget.

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#17 Aug 1, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Exackatilly. Like the young woman that came into the ER with an empty ketchup bottle stuck up her hoo-ha, the vaccuum created would not allow it to be removed easily. They brought in an expert glass cutter to make a hole in the bottom of the glass bottle, releasing the suction and facilitated removal. Also, the glass cutting guy got a sight he will never forget.
I'd help her get it out. Being a good citizen and all...

Don't know the truth to it, but most glass bottles have a dimple somewhere on them precisely for this dilema. Those darn women...

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