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Dutchman launches life-sized replica of Noah's Ark

There are 44 comments on the The Kansas City Star story from Dec 10, 2012, titled Dutchman launches life-sized replica of Noah's Ark. In it, The Kansas City Star reports that:

Johan Huibers poses with a stuffed tiger in front of the full scale replica of Noah’s Ark after being asked by a photographer to go outside with the animal in Dordrecht, Netherlands, Monday Dec.

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#1 Dec 10, 2012
I'm impressed. That is motivation.

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#2 Dec 10, 2012
well since noahs ark has neither been found or proven to have actually existed all this story should read is man builds big boat. to which i say big deal.
i mean think about it,replica? did this guy get the plans from noah? gimme a break...

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#3 Dec 10, 2012
Ri-i-i-i-i-ght... What'a s cubic?

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#4 Dec 10, 2012
"cubit"!

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#5 Dec 10, 2012
Everything was going fine on the maiden cruise too, until he released the symbolic dove and someone yelled "Pull"..!
well

Hamilton, Canada

#6 Dec 10, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
well since noahs ark has neither been found or proven to have actually existed all this story should read is man builds big boat. to which i say big deal.
i mean think about it,replica? did this guy get the plans from noah? gimme a break...
I agree with you. I bet Superman is real, too.
How long can U tred water

Fullerton, CA

#7 Dec 10, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
well since noahs ark has neither been found or proven to have actually existed all this story should read is man builds big boat. to which i say big deal.
i mean think about it,replica? did this guy get the plans from noah? gimme a break...
Not saying I believe, but:

Noah's Ark, how to build one!
The recorded instructions to Noah for the plans of the ark were as follows:
http://www.accuracyingenesis.com/noahark.html

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#8 Dec 10, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
"cubit"!
a steak style

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#9 Dec 10, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
well since noahs ark has neither been found or proven to have actually existed all this story should read is man builds big boat. to which i say big deal.
i mean think about it,replica? did this guy get the plans from noah? gimme a break...
At 3000 visitors a day, even if only at $2 a head, I'd say he's going to get one heck of a financial break out of it.

BTW, since the description of the Ark is in Gen. 6:14-16, one needn't find the original, or even prove it existed. Since what this man built isn't the original, then I guess it is a replica.

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#10 Dec 11, 2012
Bama Yankee wrote:
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At 3000 visitors a day, even if only at $2 a head, I'd say he's going to get one heck of a financial break out of it.
BTW, since the description of the Ark is in Gen. 6:14-16, one needn't find the original, or even prove it existed. Since what this man built isn't the original, then I guess it is a replica.
What do you mean? We know that the Noah'a Ark story is a myth. Just because a bunch of ignorant goatfuckers wrote a fairy tale does not make it true.

I would love to see the details of this boat. A true wooden boat the size of Noah's Ark has never been built and is certainly not seaworthy.

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#11 Dec 11, 2012
Subduction Zone wrote:
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What do you mean? We know that the Noah'a Ark story is a myth. Just because a bunch of ignorant goatfuckers wrote a fairy tale does not make it true.
I would love to see the details of this boat. A true wooden boat the size of Noah's Ark has never been built and is certainly not seaworthy.
We don't actually 'know' anything when it gets right down to it...we're still trying to figure out the pyramids..got a line of alien visit believers tracking that on...

either way..seaworthy is a term best left to the White Star Line..
Force Majeure

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#12 Dec 11, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
well since noahs ark has neither been found or proven to have actually existed ..... i mean think about it,replica? did this guy get the plans from noah? gimme a break...
Those of us who are old enough to remember when Bill Cosby's career was just getting started DO know the dimensions of Noah's Ark - measured in "cubits".

Must I referrence you or have you figured it out for yourself?
Force Majeure

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#13 Dec 11, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
Ri-i-i-i-i-ght... What'a s cubic?
Oh. I see that someone besides myself knows.

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#14 Dec 11, 2012
A cubit is around 18'.
If the original houses MANY animals it has to be big. He could turn it into an apartment building/ship for people who love to travel. Kind of like a cruise ship.
Force Majeure

Sweden

#15 Dec 11, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
He could turn it into an apartment building/ship for people who love to travel. Kind of like a cruise ship.
Yeah, and power it on that "what's it called" fuel from animal poo gas.
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#16 Dec 11, 2012
During the rains, etc, we reckon Noah saved a shitload (literally!) of animals.
Who saved all the fruits and vegetables?

...and ps: Why the fk did he save wasps, mosquitoes, centipedes, my mother in law, and fkn chiggers and termites?

...oh yeah, and pps: Who checked for male/female parts to make sure the ark wasn't populated by a bunch of gay or lesbian antelope, mice, alligators, and prairie dogs?

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#17 Dec 11, 2012
Blasphemus!
Force Majeure

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#18 Dec 11, 2012
DonkeyEstonkey wrote:
...oh yeah, and pps: Who checked for male/female parts to make sure the ark wasn't populated by a bunch of gay or lesbian antelope, mice, alligators, and prairie dogs?
Di you deliberately leave out earth worms or were you just lucky?
Genisis

Seattle, WA

#19 Dec 11, 2012
The recorded instructions to Noah for the plans of the ark were as follows:
6:14 Make for yourself a coffer ( box, chest, ark ) of pitch trees (cypress); nests shall you make in the coffer ( ark ), and you will cover it inside and outside with a covering ( pitch, bitumen ).

6:15 And thus you shall make it; three hundred cubits (~450 ft.) the length, fifty cubits (~75 ft.) its breadth, and thirty cubits (~45 ft.) its height.

6:16 A light you will make to the coffer ( ark ), and to a cubit you shall finish it above; and the opening to the coffer ( ark ) you will place in its side; with lower, second, and third floors you will do it.

6:19 And from every living thing of all flesh, two of all to come into the coffer ( box, chest, ark ), to keep alive with you; male and female they will be,

6:20 from the flying creature after their kind, and from the cattle after their kind, from every creeping thing of the earth after its kind, two from all will come to you to keep alive.

6:21 And you take for yourself of all eatable that is eaten, and you will gather to yourself; and let it be for you and for them for eating.

7:2 From every creature clean will you take to yourself seven by seven, a man and his woman; and the creature that not clean it by two , a man and his woman;

7:3 of the flying creature of the skies seven by seven, a male and his female, to keep alive seed upon the face of all the earth.

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#20 Dec 11, 2012
Let's get Man From Atlantis's take on this.....

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