Why didn't Noah bring the dinosaurs into the ark

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but instead leave them behind to become extinct?
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Too big!! And they don't play nice!!!!

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Too big!! And they don't play nice!!!!
and they like to snack on everything.
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but instead leave them behind to become extinct?
Kinda' like the Flintstones?

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I'm still trying to figure out why he brought mosquitos...

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And ticks and fleas..

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I'm still trying to figure out why he brought mosquitos...
And rats...

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Like Post Traumatic Slave Syndrome: don't you mean boy,..

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May 2, 2013
 
Know I didn't bring dinosaurs because, well... can you imagine cleaning up after one of those things! Worse than elephants.

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May 2, 2013
 
That was supposed to be "Noah" didn't bring dinosaurs but my Dragon voice recognition messed me up and I didn't catch it before posting!
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Maybe because they were already DEAD.......

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They didn't RSVP as requested?

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Can you imagine trying to housebreak a T Rex?

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No one had a poop scooper big enough!

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I still can't figger why he put the unicorns next to the lions....

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Maybe they were extinct by then.

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I still can't figger why he put the unicorns next to the lions....
Especially when unicorns are so... HORN-y![gosh I crack me up]

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Because they WOULD have CRUSHED the boat to smithereens... HUGE DINOS!!

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Because they WOULD have CRUSHED the boat to smithereens... HUGE DINOS!!
They could have brought baby dinosaurs if they still existed.

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Captn Morgan wrote:
I still can't figger why he put the unicorns next to the lions....
and the Romans next to the Catholics

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