Why didn't Noah bring the dinosaurs into the ark

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#1 Mar 20, 2013
but instead leave them behind to become extinct?
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#2 Mar 20, 2013
Too big!! And they don't play nice!!!!

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#3 Mar 20, 2013
God wrote:
Too big!! And they don't play nice!!!!
and they like to snack on everything.
:)

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#4 Mar 20, 2013
Big Time wrote:
but instead leave them behind to become extinct?
Kinda' like the Flintstones?

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#5 Mar 20, 2013
I'm still trying to figure out why he brought mosquitos...

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#6 Mar 20, 2013
And ticks and fleas..

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#7 Mar 20, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out why he brought mosquitos...
And rats...

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#8 Mar 20, 2013
Like Post Traumatic Slave Syndrome: don't you mean boy,..

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#9 May 2, 2013
Know I didn't bring dinosaurs because, well... can you imagine cleaning up after one of those things! Worse than elephants.

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#10 May 2, 2013
That was supposed to be "Noah" didn't bring dinosaurs but my Dragon voice recognition messed me up and I didn't catch it before posting!
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#11 May 2, 2013
Maybe because they were already DEAD.......

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#12 May 2, 2013
They didn't RSVP as requested?

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#13 May 2, 2013
Can you imagine trying to housebreak a T Rex?

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#14 May 2, 2013
No one had a poop scooper big enough!

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#15 May 2, 2013
I still can't figger why he put the unicorns next to the lions....

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#16 May 2, 2013
Maybe they were extinct by then.

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#17 May 2, 2013
Captn Morgan wrote:
I still can't figger why he put the unicorns next to the lions....
Especially when unicorns are so... HORN-y![gosh I crack me up]

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#18 May 2, 2013
Because they WOULD have CRUSHED the boat to smithereens... HUGE DINOS!!

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#19 May 2, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Because they WOULD have CRUSHED the boat to smithereens... HUGE DINOS!!
They could have brought baby dinosaurs if they still existed.

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#20 May 3, 2013
Captn Morgan wrote:
I still can't figger why he put the unicorns next to the lions....
and the Romans next to the Catholics

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