Tony

United States

#1 Sep 26, 2009
I'm not the sock cutter but the sock cutters son & I will cut socks til the sock cutter comes.

Since: Aug 08

Hamburg, NY

#2 Sep 26, 2009
I'm not the fig plucker or the fig pluckers son but I'll pluke your figs until the fig plucker comes....

(hard one)
Red leather
Yellow leather...three times fast.......
Lynn

United States

#3 Sep 27, 2009
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Lynn

United States

#4 Sep 27, 2009
GMGMIKE wrote:
I'm not the fig plucker or the fig pluckers son but I'll pluke your figs until the fig plucker comes....
(hard one)
Red leather
Yellow leather...three times fast.......
it's not as easy as it looks.

Since: Feb 08

Albany, NY

#5 Sep 27, 2009
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper picked? You all know the rest")
Lynn

United States

#6 Sep 27, 2009
Gamma ma wrote:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper picked? You all know the rest")
how many?

“the girls”

Since: Jul 09

raspberry

#7 Sep 27, 2009
Try saying 'Topix Sucks Sh!t Through a Straw' 6 times fast...it's not a tongue twister, but it's fun and accurate!

“It's Not What You Do”

Level 5

Since: Apr 09

It's The Way That You Do It!!!

#8 Sep 27, 2009
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Suzie sells seashells down by the seashore.

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#9 Sep 27, 2009
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit in sleet if a sheet slitter could slit sheets in sleet
Lynn

United States

#12 Sep 28, 2009
La Sunshine wrote:
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit in sleet if a sheet slitter could slit sheets in sleet
i never heard that one before. did you make it up? interestly fun.

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#13 Sep 28, 2009
Lynn wrote:
<quoted text> i never heard that one before. did you make it up? interestly fun.
I copied it off of a website. I thought it was funny too.

Since: Feb 08

Albany, NY

#14 Sep 28, 2009
Lynn wrote:
<quoted text> how many?
Picked a peck I think?

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#15 Sep 28, 2009
Betty Botter

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

“life is good”

Since: Sep 09

Right here

#16 Sep 28, 2009
One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
three smart fellows, they all felt smart
Lynn

United States

#17 Sep 28, 2009
La Sunshine wrote:
Betty Botter
Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
That's a good one...lol

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#18 Dec 12, 2012
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

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