Students must ask for toilet paper

[Colorado Chick]

WHY THE FREAK should the students suffer from the pranks of delinquents? Their parents are Taxpayers.. and pay school taxes.. THERE will be an UPRISING..if the teachers Continue to do this..

[Bar Fly_ok]

Like that's gonna stop 'em, lol.
I foresee, gym shorts, pencils, and paper going down the john.

[Bar Fly_ok]

Make them pee in a porta-potty, ha ha ha ha!

[Lawrence Wolf]

Might as well wrote:

<quoted text>Since your messiah has devalued the dollar so much. At least we all know we can rely on your tongue if the TP ever runs out.

This is not a political thread, so you "Might as well" gofuckyourself.

[Parole Officer]

Lawrence Wolf wrote:

<quoted text>This is not a political thread, so you "Might as well" gofuckyourself.

Keep your fantasies to yourself, Larry, unless you would like to find yourself back in the joint.

[60s chic]

Clogging up the school commodes is nothing new. It happened back when I was in school. Kids seem to have a fascination with toilet paper. We loved draping it on neighbors properties at Halloween. My daughter's cat seems to love it too; goes nuts unraveling it and dragging it out into the hallway.

[Lawrence Wolf]

Parole Officer wrote:

<quoted text>Keep your fantasies to yourself, Larry, unless you would like to find yourself back in the joint.

Three squares and a few white supremacists to stab. Could be worse.

[Donkey Estonkey]

Butt plugs would've worked also...

[Donkey Estonkey]

...and we witness the birth of the "Phantom Shitter"!

"...he's here and there, and everywhere, that infernal pooper!!!"

[Uh Clem]

So how many classroom wastebaskets are now being fouled by dump-taking students? Plenty of paper in there and no permission required to get it.

[Uh Clem]

The 'Butt-ler' did it!!

(You needed to watch Bob's Burgers last Sunday to understand that)

[Lawrence Wolf]

Bar Fly_ok wrote:

Like that's gonna stop 'em, lol.
I foresee, gym shorts, pencils, and paper going down the john.

No sheet!

[Adrian Godsafe MSc]

Now awaiting the post of the Beavis & Butthead "Cornholio" sketch.

Do the kids get an extra issue of TP if they repeat the sketch when asking?

Have a nice day: Ag

[milwaukee69]

Ban all toilet paper - bring back the community sanitary cloth.

[African_shadows]

lol. Ask for toilet paper. Wow

[Donkey Estonkey]

So they're being told they need permission to deuce???

[David]

Best solution = install Hand Bidet Sprayers in all the bathrooms and then you hardly need toilet paper anymore, just something to dry a few drops of water off like a small personal towel. It's far more hygienic also. Available at BathroomSprayers .com.

[Hanky]

David wrote:

Best solution = install Hand Bidet Sprayers in all the bathrooms and then you hardly need toilet paper anymore, just something to dry a few drops of water off like a small personal towel. It's far more hygienic also. Available at BathroomSprayers .com.

This "personal towel" that you speak of, is it re-useable? Can you lend it to a friend and such?

[SchoolandUnivers ity]

Students are so shy in their age.

[The Happy Hacker]

TP or not TP, that is the question.