Who will be my Valentine?

Who will be my Valentine?

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“Cat's rule”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

and dog's drool :-)

#1 Feb 7, 2014
Jack Daniels

LOL!

Who's yours?
Sam

Springboro, OH

#2 Feb 7, 2014
Fish_sticks wrote:
Jack Daniels
LOL!
Who's yours?
I think The Ferret has a man crush on me. Not mutual, though. I don't roll that way...
DILF

Huntington, NY

#3 Feb 7, 2014
They know who they are!!!!

8-)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#4 Feb 7, 2014
Hmmm...TOSS UP..the Paper Boy..and the HULK..OMG!!..DUDE..Behind the Movie Snack Bat!!

I'M A BIG TIPPER!!
.;)

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#5 Feb 7, 2014
My beautiful lil function is going to be my Valentine!
h o t g u y

United States

#6 Feb 7, 2014
sammy i want you to be mine. you dont know what you are missing by not trying a man. i can do things to you a woman can never understand how or what to do. my mangina is soooo tight i will make you explode in less than five minutes. its tighter than any female out there. i want to bury my nose in your crack and enjoy your smell as i lick you out before we take turns on each other. hope your read to learn and try something new for this valentine's day

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#7 Feb 7, 2014
same one from the year before
and the year before
and the year before that
and the year before that one
and the year waaaaay before that one..

lol

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#8 Feb 7, 2014
Hey, Captain Morgan, Will you be my Valentine?

You an I all alone in a hotel room, maybe I will order a pizza in for us,
I promise to put you on ice with Diet Coke and drink you all up!!!

In the morning it will be all over with, NSA, until the next time!!!

OH, please Captain, be mine, don't make me resort to Jack Daniels, he makes me wild!!!!

“Cat's rule”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

and dog's drool :-)

#9 Feb 7, 2014
Jim Bean, lol

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#10 Feb 7, 2014
The Game is Pic-Up-Sticks..WHO WANTS TO PLAY??

The WINNER..gets to WINE and DINE ME...and Ruuunnn..through the Tulips .NEKKID!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#12 Feb 7, 2014
Who's gonna be my Valentine?...that's a good question..

This one gives me 2 boxes of candy and this one gives me 3 boxes...
What is this,a contest on who can give me the most????

“I looked, and behold,”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#13 Feb 7, 2014
The same person who has been mine for the last 18 years. Our first date ever was February 15, 1995 ... just a few days after valentines day.

“I looked, and behold,”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#14 Feb 7, 2014
When steak and bj day approaches (it's March 14th ... One month after valentines day ... It's the male valentine's day ... Ladies don't you dare forget :p) someone should make a parody of this thread.

"Who will be my steak and bj-atine?"
Sassie

South Africa

#15 Feb 8, 2014
h o t g u y wrote:
sammy i want you to be mine. you dont know what you are missing by not trying a man. i can do things to you a woman can never understand how or what to do. my mangina is soooo tight i will make you explode in less than five minutes. its tighter than any female out there. i want to bury my nose in your crack and enjoy your smell as i lick you out before we take turns on each other. hope your read to learn and try something new for this valentine's day
And the woman you're talking to, can probably do things to a woman you can never understand.

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