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Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Cincinnati, OH

#42 Oct 9, 2013
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Cincinnati, OH

#43 Oct 14, 2013
You can either agree with me, or be wrong.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#44 Oct 14, 2013
"You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any."

Bill Cosby

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Cincinnati, OH

#45 Oct 25, 2013
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." - P. J. O'Rourke

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#46 Oct 25, 2013
"I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War."

Dave Barry
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Kansas City, MO

#47 Oct 25, 2013
White Fire wrote:
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." - P. J. O'Rourke
"He is the most annoying, silly. goofy man I have ever seen on TV" -me

Level 5

Since: Mar 13

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#48 Feb 4, 2014
"Eve was framed."

Unknown

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Level 5

Since: Mar 13

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#49 Feb 4, 2014
"A Virgin Mary is just another name for a bloody awful"

“Circa 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#50 Feb 4, 2014
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now Iím beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
ail

Oceana, WV

#51 Feb 4, 2014
Chilli J wrote:
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

George Carlin
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Independent

United States

#52 Feb 4, 2014
Last night I stayed up late and played poker with tarot cards, I got a full house and six people died.

- Stephen Wright -

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