A real gentleman doesn't

A real gentleman doesn't

Created by One sixty thousand lol on Oct 6, 2013

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Follow other men around on the internet

Disguss politics in public

Chase women asking to spank them

Pretend to be someone else

Hate themself

Team up with another man that agrees with only him

Hate on women

Hater hater masterbat..

Is a loser in life as well as on the internet

All of the above

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#813 Jun 24, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>Oh and one more thing Trina my dear. Getting boned in the butt can be somewhat painful I've heard but not the end of the world I'm sure now do your best to roll with the punches as they say if and when it happens. Who the heck knows you might actually get to liking it.....
It sounds like you had fun in prison.....

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#814 Jun 24, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> He and a friend rode a camel to a football game. He tole his friend to remember where he parked the camel. When the game was over they came out to the parking lot and found there were 50 camels in the lot and they all looked alike. Trying to find the right camel he came along lifting the tail of each camel. His friend asked what he was doing and he told him when we came in I heard someone say look at those two azzholes on that camel :)
LoL.
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#815 Jun 24, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
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I don't ever recall claiming to be real gentleman :)
You better not announce that around Harrison. He'll get excited.
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#816 Jun 24, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> He and a friend rode a camel to a football game. He tole his friend to remember where he parked the camel. When the game was over they came out to the parking lot and found there were 50 camels in the lot and they all looked alike. Trying to find the right camel he came along lifting the tail of each camel. His friend asked what he was doing and he told him when we came in I heard someone say look at those two azzholes on that camel :)
LOL
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#817 Jun 24, 2014
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>Like I said before, he really shares too much info about his hobbies.....
I try not to picture his hobbies. I don't want to have nightmares.

“Denny Crain”

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#818 Jun 24, 2014
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>It sounds like you had fun in prison.....
He was voted the guy most likely too
Homer Zechual

Huntington, NY

#820 Jun 25, 2014
A real gentleman doesn't date other gentlemen.
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#821 Jun 25, 2014
A real gentleman does not try to touch the "untouchables"...
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#822 Jun 25, 2014
A real gent does not ask his girl if her balls itch too,,,,,

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#823 Jun 25, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
A real gent does not ask his girl if her balls itch too,,,,,
LoL.

A real gentleman doesn't ask his girl to scratch his itch?

“Denny Crain”

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#824 Jun 25, 2014
A real gentleman doesn't insult ladies

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#825 Jun 25, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
A real gentleman doesn't insult ladies
Hey now. The Ferret might be girlish, but he certainly ain't no lady. LoL.

“Denny Crain”

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#826 Jun 25, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey now. The Ferret might be girlish, but he certainly ain't no lady. LoL.
As he squats in the cabbages and peas :)

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#827 Jun 25, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> He was voted the guy most likely too
He was the only guy in prison that refused to use soap on a rope.....

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#828 Jun 25, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> As he squats in the cabbages and peas :)
I heard he likes to squat in the cucumber patch the best :)
slip out the back jack

Macon, GA

#829 Jun 25, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
A real gentleman doesn't insult ladies
A real gentleman doesn't slip out for a show with the attractive lady friend while his wife suffered a bathroom fall and is laying in bed at home in pain. Did you think the night was magical?

“Denny Crain”

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#830 Jun 25, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
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I heard he likes to squat in the cucumber patch the best :)
He lost his balls on the golf course

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#831 Jun 25, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> He lost his balls on the golf course
LoL.

He broke his neck at the golf course when he fell off of the ball washer.

“Denny Crain”

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#832 Jun 25, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
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LoL.
He broke his neck at the golf course when he fell off of the ball washer.
LOL so that is how he lost them. He should have quit turning the handle but it hurt so good :)

“Denny Crain”

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#833 Jun 25, 2014
He just acts that way because he wasn't breast fed , mom just wanted to be friends : )

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