created by: One sixty thousand lol | Oct 6, 2013

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A real gentleman doesn't

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  • Follow other men around on the internet
  • Disguss politics in public
  • Chase women asking to spank them
  • Pretend to be someone else
  • Hate themself
  • Team up with another man that agrees with only him
  • Hate on women
  • Hater hater masterbat..
  • Is a loser in life as well as on the internet
  • All of the above
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“Relax”

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#786
Jun 18, 2014
 

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A real gent waits for his lady to go to the restroom before hitting on the hot waitress.

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#787
Jun 19, 2014
 
Ask for change for the Parking meter..
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#788
Jun 22, 2014
 
A real gent always asks the waitress for her phone number when ordering champhainge for the bimbos at the table.(spell check don't work when your tryin to get laid),,go figure,,?

“.remember when congress tried-”

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..to SOLVE our problems?...

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#789
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....give it up on the first date........

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#790
Jun 22, 2014
 

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A real gentleman never says anything negative to the ladies.......if he knows what's good for him..

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A real gentleman always swats the alleged fly from his nose when busted for peeking at a ladies boobs...

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#792
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A gentleman doesn't go around with his fly open....
..........OR..........

Use the bathroom where everyone can see him.....yard,camp ground..beside the vehicle.,ball game...

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...Let's ya pick your Own apples..INSTEAD of BOPPING them Onto your head..From the Branches of the Apple Tree...

TRUE STORY!!
The Ladies Man

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A real gentleman doesn't hand the dollar over to the stripper, he folds it and places it in her G-string as close to her crack as possible.

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#795
Jun 24, 2014
 
Doesn't just stand there and watch you struggle to reach something that he could easily reach.

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Jun 24, 2014
 

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Doesn't ask you if you can touch your elbows to each other and your belly button at the same time. Can't believe I feel for that.

Ladies, this is a trick! Don't fall for it.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Jun 24, 2014
 

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Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Doesn't ask you if you can touch your elbows to each other and your belly button at the same time. Can't believe I feel for that.
Ladies, this is a trick! Don't fall for it.
A real gentleman wouldn't ask you to do that without saying "please". Tee hee.
Harrison Freebird

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Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Can't believe I feel for that.
You "feel" or fell for that. Please try to be more careful with the spelling. Thanks

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#799
Jun 24, 2014
 
dragoon70056 wrote:
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A real gentleman wouldn't ask you to do that without saying "please". Tee hee.
LOL

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Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text> You "feel" or fell for that. Please try to be more careful with the spelling. Thanks
Oooh, a typo. You really got me good there.

Beats being a guy trying to get his own "little man" in his mouth and deciding his butt will do. It has been a few days since you tried after all.

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T74VQV0...

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#801
Jun 24, 2014
 
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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Oooh, a typo. You really got me good there.
Beats being a guy trying to get his own "little man" in his mouth and deciding his butt will do. It has been a few days since you tried after all.
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T74VQV0...
A real gentleman wouldn't laugh at that, but bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha !

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#802
Jun 24, 2014
 
Correction......couple of days.

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#803
Jun 24, 2014
 
dragoon70056 wrote:
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A real gentleman wouldn't laugh at that, but bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha !
LOL...at least you're honest :)

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#805
Jun 24, 2014
 
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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LOL...at least you're honest :)
I don't ever recall claiming to be real gentleman :)

“I was a Grim Reaper”

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But now I take antidepressants

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Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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Oooh, a typo. You really got me good there.
Beats being a guy trying to get his own "little man" in his mouth and deciding his butt will do. It has been a few days since you tried after all.
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T74VQV0...
He definitely shares way too much information on his "Hobbies".......

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