A real gentleman doesn't

A real gentleman doesn't

Created by One sixty thousand lol on Oct 6, 2013

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Follow other men around on the internet

Disguss politics in public

Chase women asking to spank them

Pretend to be someone else

Hate themself

Team up with another man that agrees with only him

Hate on women

Hater hater masterbat..

Is a loser in life as well as on the internet

All of the above

The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#772 Apr 10, 2014
A real gentleman does not strip at Nursing Homes.
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#773 Apr 12, 2014
The Paisan wrote:
A real gentleman does not strip at Nursing Homes.
A real gent sends his wife out to do it,,,,,,say
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#774 Apr 13, 2014
A real gent doesn't wait 35 days,,,He takes a shower once a month,whether he needs it or not,,,,,
Marley

Huntington, NY

#775 Apr 14, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
A real gent doesn't wait 35 days,,,He takes a shower once a month,whether he needs it or not,,,,,
Ha!! Twice a month for me!!

I splurge because I'm fit and slender!!
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#776 Apr 17, 2014
A real gent won't use an unwashed sock,but will splurge and buy a prophylactic.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#777 May 7, 2014
A real gent will always walk his wife's sister just past the bushes...

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#778 May 7, 2014
doesn't follow another man around the internet trying to find out what size pants he wears.....
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#779 May 7, 2014
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
doesn't follow another man around the internet trying to find out what size pants he wears.....
Mine are 32x32,,,,,,,,(boxer shorts,for that hangin-out feelin)

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#780 May 7, 2014
Continue to STARE..After YOU scolded him for Doing So!!

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#781 May 7, 2014
...doesn't pat her on the azz, then mention how it jiggles.......

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#782 May 7, 2014
Doesn't argue with his instincts, collects his pride and moves on when they say it's time.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#783 May 8, 2014
A real gent doesn't pay the tab of his girlfriends,girlfriend who happened to be conveniently at the same place mooching dinner at a fancy place.,,unless,,? he'd like to bang her some time later.,,,,,say,,?
Papa Squat

Huntington, NY

#784 May 8, 2014
A real gentleman doesn't pinch a loaf into his girlfriends pillowcase.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#785 May 14, 2014
A Real Gent doesn't wait more than 5 min when meeting his girl for lunch.He goes next door to the sports bar to flirt with the hot waitress,,,,,

“Pass the sunscreen”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#786 Jun 18, 2014
A real gent waits for his lady to go to the restroom before hitting on the hot waitress.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#787 Jun 19, 2014
Ask for change for the Parking meter..
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#788 Jun 22, 2014
A real gent always asks the waitress for her phone number when ordering champhainge for the bimbos at the table.(spell check don't work when your tryin to get laid),,go figure,,?

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#789 Jun 22, 2014
....give it up on the first date........

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#790 Jun 22, 2014
A real gentleman never says anything negative to the ladies.......if he knows what's good for him..

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#791 Jun 22, 2014
A real gentleman always swats the alleged fly from his nose when busted for peeking at a ladies boobs...

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