Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#3434 Jan 1, 2013
Man to woman:I can't get it.My belly is too big.(Doggie style at that).

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#3435 Jan 2, 2013
DerbyDoII wrote:
I'll just take a bath after I am done with all of you ...
Funny. All of us were done with you a while ago. Yet here you are stinking up the place.

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#3436 Jan 2, 2013
Enzo and Kat
Sitting in a tree

Ones got socks
While the other one flees

Kat's gotta run
Enzo's got to pee

It's just a wonder
They ain't up a creek.

That was my big ass Hiko!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#3438 Jan 17, 2013
What did you just called me?......(slap and gone)

“You're My Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All need A Little Sunshine

#3439 Jan 17, 2013
ohh baby what did you say your name was again???

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#3440 Jan 17, 2013
You say you name is John? I think you need to change it to Shorty.

“Don't Tease My Rooster”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

It Makes Him Cocky

#3441 Jan 17, 2013
Move your head over so I can place the laptop on the pillow, I wanna play on Topix while we're doing this..... sure hope I don't get banned... hey lOok, a Pm, and a nasty Judgett,,, ohhhhh that really excites me,,, more, more , nastier, give me all them judgetts baby, don't stop, don't stop, icon me bay-bee, I'm posting as hard as I can!

“Where is Cookeville?”

Level 2

Since: Dec 07

Cookeville

#3442 Jan 19, 2013
SLY WEST wrote:
Move your head over so I can place the laptop on the pillow, I wanna play on Topix while we're doing this..... sure hope I don't get banned... hey lOok, a Pm, and a nasty Judgett,,, ohhhhh that really excites me,,, more, more , nastier, give me all them judgetts baby, don't stop, don't stop, icon me bay-bee, I'm posting as hard as I can!
hillarious.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#3443 Jan 20, 2013
I had a tough day at work today. I'll just lie here and let you do all of the work!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#3444 Jan 20, 2013
Ole Man.Not again...
Linda the lonely widow

Bolingbrook, IL

#3445 Jan 20, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
I had a tough day at work today. I'll just lie here and let you do all of the work!
Thats because you are such a fat ass

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#3446 Jan 20, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>Thats because you are such a fat ass
Your t!ts are so saggy I wonder how you remove your dentures without unbuttoning you blouse...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#3447 Jan 20, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>Thats because you are such a fat ass
Pardon me for getting off topic but I understand your confusion regarding Chili's post...
Here's the definition of the word "work" ferryman...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/work
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#3448 Jan 20, 2013
Oh.. Baby.. Baby.. Baby...(in a monotone voice while filing your nails) sometimes its not what you say, but what you do, lol!

“Don't Tease My Rooster”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

It Makes Him Cocky

#3449 Jan 20, 2013
Are we gonna fish or cut bait? Speaking of bait, is that Chum I smell?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#3450 Jan 20, 2013
I. GOT fired.
Can ya tip the pizza delivery Dude?

“Where is Cookeville?”

Level 2

Since: Dec 07

Cookeville

#3452 Jan 23, 2013
"these feel like your sisters?"

“All about that bass”

Level 3

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#3453 Jan 23, 2013
Wow! You should be in movies!

“.May the odds be ever with you”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

United States

#3454 Jan 23, 2013
Oh, Lucy, so good. Oh,you're not Lucy!!!
wow

Granite Falls, NC

#3455 Jan 23, 2013
i could do better MYSELF

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