Ten Worst Things You Can Say: During Sex.

[arctic]

Purple Gurl wrote:

Let's try for a baby.
I've got AIDS.
Susan does it better than you.
Mind if we reuse the condom?
Never mind the sores.

Eeeeeewww

Never mind the sores?
That is so gross....lmao

[justaguess]

harley-hunni, now tell me you did NOT use all of the 30 weight on the bike...!!!

[Melody_E]

I wish you could show my wife/husband how to do that.

[Some Nutjob]

sally wrote:

calling out the wrong name.

Somethimes I yell out Sally.

Usually while I'm singing Mustang Sally in the shower, you should hear it, I'm pretty good and I like it when my back gets washed.

See you in the morning?

[Some Nutjob]

arctic wrote:

Your belly is much bigger than my husbands.

Bigger tool.

Bigger shed.

[arctic]

Some Nutjob wrote:

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Bigger tool.
Bigger shed.

LOL

I talked to your mother earlier. She said
she has a terrible boil on her groin.....

[Kath OLicht]

You sister is a little more wild.

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

arctic wrote:

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LOL
I talked to your mother earlier. She said
she has a terrible boil on her groin.....

No, we aren't finished...that just my boil oozing...

[Some Nutjob]

arctic wrote:

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LOL
I talked to your mother earlier. She said
she has a terrible boil on her groin.....

So, now you can talk to the dead?

[justaguess]

Wow...how sick is that..??...

[sally]

Some Nutjob wrote:

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Somethimes I yell out Sally.
Usually while I'm singing Mustang Sally in the shower, you should hear it, I'm pretty good and I like it when my back gets washed.
See you in the morning?

Ok, I'll get the back scrubber ready.

[honeymylove]

Some Nutjob wrote:

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Bigger tool.
Bigger shed.

Only a male would say that.LOL

That's only a pimple under that shed.

[Some Nutjob]

honeymylove wrote:

<quoted text>Only a male would say that.LOL
That's only a pimple under that shed.

And that would be a cavern under your barn?

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Would you wear this name tag for me? I'm terrible with names...

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Long kisses clog my sinuses...

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Kathalina wrote:

If you get up and go, Sterling...me AND your sinuses will both thank you.

...after you pie...

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Kathalina wrote:

You really are bad with names.
Goodbye

Hey Miss Kat! You forgot your socks!!!

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Kathalina wrote:

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I took the best you can have the rest.

Thanks Miss Kat but they're soiled and I really don't want them...

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Kathalina wrote:

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That's caused from your boil oozing you disguising animal.

I like how you said that but I never wear disguises Miss Kat. So, are you gonna pick up your dirty socks or do I have to follow you out past the garbage pails and toss them myself?...

[Some Nutjob]

I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:

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Hey Miss Kat! You forgot your socks!!!

Enzo - SHUT UP and just tack them to the wall.

Turns out they're good insulation, Freebreeze helps too.

SNJ

(Sorry Kat, Just funning, but please flush the toilet next time. I said please).