Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#3321 Nov 4, 2012
Wow, this reminds me of dumpster diving...

“"Stand and Fight"”

Level 4

Since: Sep 10

United States

#3322 Nov 4, 2012
I just took a dump a few minutes ago.

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#3323 Nov 5, 2012
the wrong name

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#3324 Nov 5, 2012
mate...... do me a favor and breath in the other direction......your breath stinks....

“Happy "2015" New Year ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be Careful and Safe

#3325 Nov 5, 2012
what did you just do..Oh no

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Phoenix, AZ

#3327 Nov 9, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
what are we looking for???
Funny, that reminds me of a girl I once knew that really didn't want me looking at her (ba-he-na) with the lights on! So here's my quote: Do I have to keep my eyes open while you do me? LOL!

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#3328 Nov 9, 2012
I just noticed, the ceiling sure could use a fresh coat of paint, hurry uP so you can get started on it.

“Happy "2015" New Year ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be Careful and Safe

#3329 Nov 9, 2012
:O)

“Dilliz”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#3330 Nov 9, 2012
my wife is in labor- i told her i'm stuck in traffic and i'm cumming-

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#3331 Nov 9, 2012
Momma told me not to come...

“What did you expect? ”

Level 4

Since: Oct 10

Didn't even notice, did you?

#3332 Nov 10, 2012
I have to take this call, it's my girlfriend, you just keep on doing what you're doing then you gotta leave, she might want to come over and I don't have her convinced of her bringing over one of her girlfriends just yet.

Can I give her your number?

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#3333 Nov 11, 2012
could you tell your mate to go a little faster....??

“Happy "2015" New Year ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be Careful and Safe

#3334 Nov 11, 2012
Dont cry it will be okay Im sure!!!!

“Meliora cogito”

Level 4

Since: Jul 08

Location hidden

#3335 Nov 13, 2012
Well, er, thanks for that but I have to say, and please don't take this the wrong way but THAT WAS THE WORST F**K I'VE HAD... EVER! YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH! YOU ARE A SHIT SHAG! WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF AN EVENING THAT WAS. TO THINK, UNITED WERE ON THE TV TONIGHT. I suppose I can watch the highlights later. JEEZUS ON A BIKE! Anyway, where are my manners? When can I see you again? Next Friday good for you?

Level 4

Since: Apr 12

Lexington, NC

#3336 Nov 13, 2012
Well the ex-wife always used to do it like...Oh No Not The Lamp!! Nighty night. LOL

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#3337 Nov 13, 2012
***in Allstate insurance guy's voice***

"Hi, my name's harleyhunni."

“Happy "2015" New Year ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be Careful and Safe

#3338 Nov 13, 2012
what did you say your name was again I forgot???

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#3339 Nov 13, 2012
please form an orderly queue ..........

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#3340 Nov 13, 2012
anyone ever seen the film "Porkys" ??? i laughed so hard when the woman whistled and said.... "move em out"..... and then her big black husband found them in the woods all naked and waiting their turn......

he was laughing so much it was sooooooo funny.....

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Phoenix, AZ

#3341 Nov 13, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
anyone ever seen the film "Porkys" ??? i laughed so hard when the woman whistled and said.... "move em out"..... and then her big black husband found them in the woods all naked and waiting their turn......
he was laughing so much it was sooooooo funny.....
That WAS funny! But I liked the part where the kid had his "you-know-what" in the hole in the wall, and his buddy said "She's going for it! Here she comes", and she grabs ahold of it! I about died!(Stacked, I need to PM you about something. Give me a few minutes to write it all up. don't worry, nothing dirty.)

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