Ten Worst Things You Can Say: During Sex.

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Nov 4, 2012
 
Wow, this reminds me of dumpster diving...

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Nov 4, 2012
 
I just took a dump a few minutes ago.
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Nov 5, 2012
 
the wrong name

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mate...... do me a favor and breath in the other direction......your breath stinks....

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what did you just do..Oh no
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Nov 9, 2012
 
Princess Hey wrote:
what are we looking for???
Funny, that reminds me of a girl I once knew that really didn't want me looking at her (ba-he-na) with the lights on! So here's my quote: Do I have to keep my eyes open while you do me? LOL!

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I just noticed, the ceiling sure could use a fresh coat of paint, hurry uP so you can get started on it.

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#3329
Nov 9, 2012
 
:O)

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#3330
Nov 9, 2012
 
my wife is in labor- i told her i'm stuck in traffic and i'm cumming-

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Nov 9, 2012
 
Momma told me not to come...

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Didn't even notice, did you?

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I have to take this call, it's my girlfriend, you just keep on doing what you're doing then you gotta leave, she might want to come over and I don't have her convinced of her bringing over one of her girlfriends just yet.

Can I give her your number?

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could you tell your mate to go a little faster....??

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#3334
Nov 11, 2012
 
Dont cry it will be okay Im sure!!!!

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#3335
Nov 13, 2012
 
Well, er, thanks for that but I have to say, and please don't take this the wrong way but THAT WAS THE WORST F**K I'VE HAD... EVER! YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH! YOU ARE A SHIT SHAG! WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF AN EVENING THAT WAS. TO THINK, UNITED WERE ON THE TV TONIGHT. I suppose I can watch the highlights later. JEEZUS ON A BIKE! Anyway, where are my manners? When can I see you again? Next Friday good for you?

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#3336
Nov 13, 2012
 
Well the ex-wife always used to do it like...Oh No Not The Lamp!! Nighty night. LOL

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***in Allstate insurance guy's voice***

"Hi, my name's harleyhunni."

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Nov 13, 2012
 
what did you say your name was again I forgot???

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Nov 13, 2012
 
please form an orderly queue ..........

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anyone ever seen the film "Porkys" ??? i laughed so hard when the woman whistled and said.... "move em out"..... and then her big black husband found them in the woods all naked and waiting their turn......

he was laughing so much it was sooooooo funny.....
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stacked and proud wrote:
anyone ever seen the film "Porkys" ??? i laughed so hard when the woman whistled and said.... "move em out"..... and then her big black husband found them in the woods all naked and waiting their turn......
he was laughing so much it was sooooooo funny.....
That WAS funny! But I liked the part where the kid had his "you-know-what" in the hole in the wall, and his buddy said "She's going for it! Here she comes", and she grabs ahold of it! I about died!(Stacked, I need to PM you about something. Give me a few minutes to write it all up. don't worry, nothing dirty.)

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