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“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#8 Mar 25, 2010
QueenAkasha wrote:
"Good fences make good neighbours."
Robert Frost
..and razor wire helps! LOL
Sorry Rose, just being silly.;^D

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#9 Mar 25, 2010
Another garden, some more plants, a hiding spot or two..I could like it here.

I have brought you a beauty! Iwanagara Apple Blossum Orchid, lovely blooms. Here is a pic of it.
http://www.ottawaorchidsociety.com/pics/2002/...

“clinton prosecution?”

Since: Jun 08

what clinton prosecution...?

#11 Mar 25, 2010
Dibs on the gazebo...

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#12 Mar 25, 2010
You got it Sam... I've always thought that you should open up a little place there.. you know.. Sams Place... stop in have a brew... talk fishin.. hahahaha
I still havn't gone.. I guess I will try again this year.. It really is something I want to do.. I think I can buy my fishing license at the Bait and Tackel place.. the store I like to call the Amusment park built for men.. The Bass ProShop!!! Hahahahahaha
I hope that you are having big fun tonight.. It's raining here and I'm not loving that.. Some of the bones more than others are reminding me I'm no spring chicken..
hahahahaha the way my ankles are acting I feel a bit more like a lame duck...
8o))
Where the heck is that sarcasm icon????
((Hugsatcha))
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“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#14 Mar 26, 2010
CRABBY OLD MAN

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte, Nebraska, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
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My Sister sent that pom to me today and it touched my heart so deeply it actually made me cry... How often we forget the wisdom and the fully lived lives of the aged...
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The Love Machine

The Gap, Australia

#15 Mar 26, 2010
coming real soon......THE LOVE MACHINE

soon as we get the Rotten Rose's wild bush weeded....closed for good, like the other ones

don't say that you weren't warned.....tell her to go and you will not have to be concerned......if she continues to post her garbage.....this thread will also be extinguished....

Hope you're keeping guard, Akasha.

Love,
LoMac.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#16 Mar 27, 2010
Awww Sweetheart.. now you know it's past your bed time and that's why you are acting so grumpy... Go on baby boy get all tucked in and I hope that all of your dreams serve to show you a way to grow up and be a real boy someday.. Bless your precious little heart... Sweet dreams baby...
Love MamaRose...
oh oh don't panic now....I'll leave the night lite on for you I know how you fear being left all alone in the dark....
Nite.. nite.. honey.. Smooches...

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#17 Mar 27, 2010
Hey Rose, what's up?

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

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#18 Mar 28, 2010
Hey there Red.. Sorry I missed your post yesterday... I was whittlin' a new troll bashing stick.. you have to get the ends real sharp and pointy so you can poke em in the eye...
It is one gray yucky day here.. The race got rained out at Martinsville and now I'm left to figure out what to do with a day like this one... So I figured I'd check the gardens and see how the good people who visit them are doing today... I hope that your day has been a good one so far and that it will just get better...
:o)
Sending you my best wishes....
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“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#19 Mar 28, 2010
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So one day the wife went to the pet store and said,“I need a good guard dog.” And the clerk replied,“Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog,“Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!”
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Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A. dirty double crosser
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A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says,''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''

The bear replies,''If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there.''

The bartender says,''Go ahead.''

So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says,''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.''

''What do mean,'' says the bear.''I'm not on drugs.''

''Yes, you are, that was the barbituate.''
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Q. Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
A. To keep his nuts warm!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?
A. It heard that the referee was blowing fouls.

Q. What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
A. I'll never do that for two bucks again.
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“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#21 Mar 29, 2010
Gardens of The Night....

The skies turned darker
yet filled with color
as the sun set down
The stars were waiting
for their turn
to take a trip around...
The catbirds call
said night is near
and It's time
to go to bed
The Mourning Dove
cooed back sweet dreams
and then
she tucked her head
The moon came up
as the sun gave way
to make some room
for the night
The stars said
not to worry though
They would help
provide some light
The little clouds
just passing by
looked down delight
to take it all in
How beautiful
the gardens of the night
When they
are filled with friends...
3/29/10
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“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#23 Mar 29, 2010
Hi Rose, hope you had a terrific day.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#24 Mar 29, 2010
Simply_Red wrote:
Hi Rose, hope you had a terrific day.
Hey Thanks Red back at ya... It was a pretty good day actually.. my bones aren't screaming.. the rain moved through... well all except my left ankle now that sucker has been mad all dang day... It takes spells... hahahaha I bought a 1.00 scratch off ticket and won 50.00 on it today.. Yesterday I won 20.00 on another 1.00 ticket.. so in two days I won.. 70.00 for the price of 2.00..
:o)
So that was a huge surprise... and I got my orders in today for some of my rubies... The Goth shop was kinda slow but that's the way it goes on a Monday here.. Not much happens.. I ran into a woman today who did me a great service when I was a young girl .. She is a retired Judge here in town and I hadn't seen here in close to 40 years... I could not help myself... I went over to her and gave her two huge hugs taking into consideration her age(90) and her size four foot and maybe 1 or 2 inches... and I told her something I've wanted to say to her for years... I told her thank you.. She looked at me with pure honesty in those knowing eyes and said "I did what I could.. I tried"... That's when I nearly choked on those tears I was holding back...... She is a wonderful example of a good woman and It made me proud to know her...
:o)
I have been down on the floor three times today letting a puppy whoop on me.. hahaha I tell ya Red he's a biggun... all of four inches tall and three inches wide..hahahaha He is a cute little dude.. Here he is all of 29 days old and he knows his name and he has opinions..
;o)
Such as do not disturb the sleeping puppy with a startling noise or he will be forced to break out his NO MAS!!!( re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua) I'm gonna get diabetes that puppy is so dang sweet...
My son stopped in for a little while and he was feeling yucky.. He has got to stop eating that junk they serve at Hardee's... If he must go out to eat at least go to a real restaurant.. He's a good cook so I don't see why he won't just fix something at home.. but then I do understand when you work as hard as he does you just might not feel like cooking dinner.. I envite him over but his hours are funny depending on where his calls are and what he has to do to fix the machine... Sometimes he makes it to dinner...
:o)
Well I need to check a few things so I'm gonna hope off here.. I hope that you are having a great night..
Sending you my best wishes for Peace, Love, Health and Happiness...
((Hugsatcha))
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“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

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#25 Mar 29, 2010
Sheeesh!!!!!
****invite****.....

OK Carly now I have to many eeeee's...
;o)

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#26 Mar 30, 2010
Well the Church Bells say it's High Noon in the Valley..
:o)
and the sun is out today... It's still kind of chilly out there in the mid 40's but it wasn't raining and that is always an inprovement... I've walked the Chi-Kids and had the first puppy fight of the day.. Nemo has decided that he need to come out of the kennel now so this is gonna get good... hahahahaha... Baby (his Mom) is having fits already... She's a great little mommy and she is playful with Nemo.. He has taken to climbing on her and biting her ear... she just rolls him over and pushes him around with her nose.. It's a lot of fun watching her play with him.. Chico is still not sure what the heck that kid is all about because Baby won't let him get to close very often.. So that's y big day so far.. I need to go to the post office and to the store today so there is that yet to do...
:o)
I have so much jewelry made up thast I am taking a break on that.. I have been thinking about doing a couple of paintings.. I keep seeing sunsets and mountains in my minds eye... It's like my poems once they are in there they need to be set free.. So I'll probably break out the paints and brushes before to long...
I hope that all who visit the gardens in Peace and Friendship will have a wonderful day filled with laughter and love...
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“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#27 Mar 30, 2010
Good afternoon Rose! Hope you have a beautiful day!
Haven't forgot about you, just rather unorganized around here lately. I need to focus better on the tasks at hand. Also need to get some pics to send, not sure where the others are and I can't remember anyways, lol.

“Mess with me.”

Level 2

Since: Dec 09

I like it.

#28 Mar 30, 2010
Hey, Rose. I found you!:-)

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#29 Mar 30, 2010
LOL I sure do understand that.. Heck there are days when I will go into the kitchen turn around and have no idea what the heck I went in there for in the first place... So have no worries...
:o)
I am trying to talk myself into getting up and taking care of all the little stuff that needs doing but I have a case of the lazy rear today and I don't really "have" to do anything if I don't want to... The post office holds all my parcels but they send my regular mail on through so I don't have to go there if I want to be lazy and I don't "have" to go to the Goth shop today... I really am being lazy... The laundry is all caught up the apartment is in pretty good shape.. the dishes are done... I suppose I could dust all the dust catchers... Yep that's what I'll do I'll dust this sucker... hahahahahahahaha.... Give my ankles a little less to do.. maybe that left one will shut the heck up...
:o)
The dang thing tried to take me out on the stairs this morning.. about five steps down the 23 srairs it gave out and I am very glad there was a railing there for me to grab.. Equally glad the railing held.... Scared me a bit but I recovered and went on to walk the dogs for three blocks.. OK.. so I really should get up and do something... I'm starting to get a guilt complex... hahahahahahaha...
Sending you and yours all my best wishes for Peace, Love, Health and Happiness...
((Hugsatcha))
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“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

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#30 Mar 30, 2010
missing_goldfish wrote:
Hey, Rose. I found you!:-)
HAHAHAHAHA... Hey Goldie I'm glad you did... I am having a major attack of the lazies.... trying to motovate myself to get up off my but and do something... Dusting the junk collection...
:o)
but I am really enjoying this not doing anything... so it's real hard to make myself get going... I hope that you are having a great day and that you are having big fun... Sending you my warmest wishes for Peace, Love, Health and Happiness...
((Hugsatcha))
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“Mess with me.”

Level 2

Since: Dec 09

I like it.

#31 Mar 30, 2010
Just watching the minidoxy attack the cat and the cat slapping the crap out of her. Neither are serious, so it's funny. When he gets tired of it, he'll jump on something out of her reach, then looks offended. It's like topix, without all the pesky typing! XD

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