'Dog and Beth: Bounty Hunters': The top 10 bizarre things learned during the TCA panel

There are 26 comments on the Zap2it.com story from Jan 5, 2013, titled 'Dog and Beth: Bounty Hunters': The top 10 bizarre things learned during the TCA panel. In it, Zap2it.com reports that:

Watch out, fans of "Dog the Bounty Hunter" ! The show is expanding -- "Dog and Beth: Bounty Hunters" is the next stage in the "natural evolution" of the reality series.

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Anonymous

La Habra, CA

#1 Jan 5, 2013
Beth is a disgusting pig.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#2 Jan 5, 2013
Dogs looks like he ran face first into a meat grinder... and that nasty hair... long hair is fine but wash it once in a while.. Looks like you could solve the oil crisis if you rang that head out...
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#3 Jan 6, 2013
Gotta start watching this show. Heard it's like Downton Abbey, with typical Americans in lieu of Brits...

"Hey, weah out a beah heah babe!"
"Hey, wut time is da Vikings on?"
"An pick up summoah Cheetoes!"

“Brains are wonderful,”

Level 5

Since: May 10

I wish everyone had one.

#4 Jan 6, 2013
Are they on the hunt for Honey Boo Boo?

Yuk, reality TV sucks.
Big Tex

Mineral Wells, TX

#5 Jan 6, 2013
I, CAN NOT, see why this show even got started. Both of these "people" are as phoney as it gets. He looks like a draw back 70's Faggot and she is an over sized bleached blonde hippo. I heard that "dog" got his name when he was in prison in Texas because he was everybody's pooch.
redneck

Selma, OR

#6 Jan 6, 2013
I like Dogs' har style. Its called a Dog Doo.
WhiteDevil King ofTrolls

High Springs, FL

#7 Jan 6, 2013
Laura Beth is now a Bounty Hunter? Wow! She's Hot!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#8 Jan 6, 2013
Why is this stuff called 'reality'?

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#9 Jan 6, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Why is this stuff called 'reality'?
Because that's the lowest common denominator?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#10 Jan 6, 2013
I used to watch it but there isn't much substance. There is the drama of the chase then the tearful repentance of the criminal when caught and the religious overtones and Dog's tough-love approach and his love for the children. Oh, and now and then a glance at Beth's big boobs. So basically, it has everything except appeal to a normal person.
Anonymous

Whittier, CA

#11 Jan 6, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
...a glance at Beth's big boobs.
She a fat pig. Many men who get as fat as Beth have big boobs, too. Doesn't mean I want to see them.

Now if you're 120 lbs or smaller with big knockers, that's a different story!!
WhiteDevil King ofTrolls

High Springs, FL

#12 Jan 6, 2013
Anonymous wrote:
<quoted text>
She a fat pig. Many men who get as fat as Beth have big boobs, too. Doesn't mean I want to see them.
Now if you're 120 lbs or smaller with big knockers, that's a different story!!
Yes but nobody that is the least bit attractive would give you a second glance,sooooo you better learn to be nice to the chunky chicks if you ever hope to get a peek at some real boobies instead of always seeing them in online porn sites,you pathetic loser!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#13 Jan 6, 2013
Which one's the Beth and which one's the Dog?
Anonymous

Whittier, CA

#14 Jan 6, 2013
WhiteDevil King ofTrolls wrote:
<quoted text>Yes but nobody that is the least bit attractive would give you a second glance,sooooo you better learn to be nice to the chunky chicks if you ever hope to get a peek at some real boobies instead of always seeing them in online porn sites,you pathetic loser!
Spoken like a true fatty. LOL!!

I get all that I need and all that I want. But thanks for showing your ignorance.

Or should I put it in terms you can understand...oink, oink, oink. ROTFLMAO!!
WhiteDevil King ofTrolls

High Springs, FL

#15 Jan 6, 2013
Screwing your hand does not count as "getting some" you pathetic turd!

“Brains are wonderful,”

Level 5

Since: May 10

I wish everyone had one.

#16 Jan 6, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Which one's the Beth and which one's the Dog?
LOL

Looks like a duet
Anonymous

Whittier, CA

#17 Jan 6, 2013
WhiteDevil King ofTrolls wrote:
Screwing your hand does not count as "getting some" you pathetic turd!
More ignorance from the fatty. LOL!

Nice try, but wrong. Go eat some more donuts, Cow.

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#18 Jan 7, 2013
gosh Another reality show.
cant wait. LOL LOL

ugh....
Dog Catcher 209

Manteca, CA

#19 Oct 6, 2013
Fake ass wanna be cops.Mutt wat you gonna do when the Cartel comes after you and your crew....

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#20 Oct 7, 2013
They got a song written about them by ICP...

You's a glorified snitch, with a nuclear mullet,
I got the name "DOG" engraved on my bullets,
Your wife looks like "The Wrestler", with fat fake pumpkins,
She look like the type that like to give you a blumpkin,
Your kids are on meth and you got crank breath,
I wish you'd come for me, I'd introduce you to The Death (Pop!)
F*** your damn lecture, I'm the Dog catcher,
Come to the D, I'll bet you leave on a stretcher,

Bigot hoe, racist fool, paedophile namin,
Rollin in a Dumb V, and late on the payment,
Arresting drunk f***s for twenty five bucks,
Wearing night time sleeveless t-shirt cuts,
Sucks to be you, a fake Rambo with no gun,
Not even a stun one, you're not in the run,
From yellin stop no don't, to dead by the road,
You'd best just go home and score a bong full of dope!

Man, f**k your advice, who wanna listen, Stale!
To a f****n bigot snitch on your way to jail,
I heard you got arrested and raped in Mexico,
The way your blonde wig flow, they did you like a hoe,
Who would be surprised if your wife had a d**k?
Not me!, I half way expect that s**t!
Just the way you like it, Thundercat hairstyle,
Dog the bigot b***h, found dead on 8 mile,

Get a job at Walmart, hall security guard,
You can have more jurisdiction, and act just as a hard,
Quit chasing bail jumpers, jay walkers and drunks,
Before you get your head blown off, into skull chunks,
You aint a cop, you's a flop, get the f**k off my block!
You're a racist, you can f*****g suck off my c**k,
Bounty hunter, you want bust me?, I'll bet ya,
Quit directing mutha f****r, mad hoe

I'm the Dog catcher!

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