Altered Sayings (funny)

Altered Sayings (funny)

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Flid

Huntington, NY

#1 Oct 21, 2013
A stich in time saves no one.
Never look a gift (w)hore in the mouth.
You'll go blind if you keep doing that more than ten times!
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#3 Oct 21, 2013
Mother no's best.
Father OMalley

Huntington, NY

#4 Oct 22, 2013
May the luck of the Amish be with you.
Kiss me, I'm Amish.
Episiotomy

Huntington, NY

#6 Oct 22, 2013
Step on a back, break your mommas crack.

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