Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Kissing Officer on the Nose

Jul 3, 2013 Full story: NBC Miami 24

A Florida woman was arrested for battery of an officer after kissing him on the nose against his will, the Manatee County Sheriff's Office said.

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#1 Jul 3, 2013
I agree , that is like the expression .....

hit with an ugly stick

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#2 Jul 3, 2013
Pie...zat you???

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#3 Jul 3, 2013
he looks like a she.

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#4 Jul 3, 2013
I Swear that picture of her in the article looks EXACTLY like the picture that flashes up during the famous computer gag...... whereby someone is made to watch the computer screen and then a horrible scream is heard and a picture of a scary lady appears.
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#5 Jul 3, 2013
DILF wrote:
I Swear that picture of her in the article looks EXACTLY like the picture that flashes up during the famous computer gag...... whereby someone is made to watch the computer screen and then a horrible scream is heard and a picture of a scary lady appears.
Heard about that...were do I find it.....haha...birthday present for the missus ..heh

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#6 Jul 3, 2013
beatlesin thebog wrote:
<quoted text>Heard about that...were do I find it.....haha...birthday present for the missus ..heh
I don't even know..... I bet you can Google it though.

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#7 Jul 3, 2013
Really? Let me look into this a bit further....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#8 Jul 3, 2013
Did she have koodies?

She certainly was no looker but would the officer arrested her if she was a hottie? Me thinks not.

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#9 Jul 3, 2013
If she knew she'd be charged with battery anyway, she would have punched him in the nose instead.

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#10 Jul 3, 2013
tallyho wrote:
I agree , that is like the expression .....
hit with an ugly stick
Hit with the fugly stick, my azz; was beaten with the whole friggin tree.

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#11 Jul 3, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Did she have koodies?
She certainly was no looker but would the officer arrested her if she was a hottie? Me thinks not.
Good Point!!!

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#12 Jul 3, 2013
Oh dear!

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#13 Jul 3, 2013
Why she did it? Only the nose knows......

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#14 Jul 3, 2013
Snow White that AIN'T!

But she's probably the one that creates all those frogs that turn into prince's when kissed.

The cop was lucky.

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#15 Jul 3, 2013
She bit him on the nose

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#16 Jul 3, 2013
bet badge 714 would have set her right

wonder how many will get this one
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#17 Jul 3, 2013
He was askin' for it...wagging his butt in those tight britches.

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#18 Jul 3, 2013
interesting , how you get a derrier out of a nose job ?????????

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#19 Jul 3, 2013
I thought it was Tim Robbins in disguise.

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#20 Jul 3, 2013
tallyho wrote:
bet badge 714 would have set her right
wonder how many will get this one
I figured you wouldn't get an answer until 'Friday', so I'll jump in to keep the suspense going.

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