3 elephants are flying to California

Jul 17, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WDTN-TV Dayton

Pat Derby, co-founder of the Performing Animal Welfare Society, has been working for two years to get three 10,000-pound elephants in the air.

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“Jody”

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Damn it! Now I have to clean the garage out,.. it's a Jumbo job, but I said I'd do it when elephants fly.

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I must have had too much to drink.

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off the trail wrote:
Damn it! Now I have to clean the garage out,.. it's a Jumbo job, but I said I'd do it when elephants fly.
Hah! I'm off the hook then,'cause I said I clean mine when PIGS fly. LoL.

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what are thier names?dumbo?
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3 elephants are flying to California

OK, what's the punchline? They got charge extra for their trunks?

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I wonder do they get extra bag of peanuts

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Hah! I'm off the hook then,'cause I said I clean mine when PIGS fly. LoL.
Um, bad news, hun.
http://situationroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/17...

ROFLMAO! They are cute pigs, tho.

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They better charge for the extra seat!
Only fair, right? Even for the trunkless breed.

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Jul 18, 2012
 
i wouldnt want to have to sit next to one.
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Jul 18, 2012
 
Boy, their legs must be really tired.(footnote: I would've use the term "arms," but everybody knows elephants don't have arms)

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Jul 18, 2012
 
Holy flying feces Batman!!!!......Heads up!!!!

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why don't they use the trunk line instead
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Jul 18, 2012
 
...and boyo, their arms are gonna be tired!

Pat Darby: "Please guys just give it a try."
Elephants: "No way Pat, we're not stupid"
Pat Darby: "I'll get your peanut ration increased."
Elephants: "Fk you Pat; ain't gonna happen, son."

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maybe they can fly via elecoptor

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Pixie_Vampyress wrote:
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Um, bad news, hun.
http://situationroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/17...
ROFLMAO! They are cute pigs, tho.
Cherish Your Loved Ones.
Cute. AND, they look ever so tasty. Think I'll go cook some bacon.

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Jul 18, 2012
 
sequel of Dumbo????

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Jul 18, 2012
 
Wow, that must be a real workout for their ears.

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Aug 31, 2012
 
that's sofunny anyway

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...and she's doin' research...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch...

BTW....they don't make 'em like this anymore....

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Sep 25, 2012
 
I'm off the hook then,'cause I said I clean mine when PIGS fly.

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