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Tyrone

Owensboro, KY

#13693 Aug 8, 2014
“I have nightmares about gay people. I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood, and find out Mr. T is afaggot. Really. And he'd be walking up to people going: Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come on over here... and fuck me up theass! C'mon. I'm gonna bend over now. Grrr! Aaahh! Hey, boy, slow down, you're gonna mess around and come too fast. You'll make me get mad and I'll clench up my butt cheeks and rip your dickoff!”

Eddie Murphy
Tyrone

Owensboro, KY

#13694 Aug 9, 2014

Since: Jun 14

Location hidden

#13695 Aug 9, 2014
Wisdom is the
reward you get
for a lifetime of
listening when
you'd have
preferred to talk..

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#13696 Aug 9, 2014
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

Ronald Reagan

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#13697 Aug 9, 2014
"I see the glass as 1/2 full,
"I mean IF the best job in town is shoveling SH## I re think that ,BECAUSE somebody had to sell them those shovels. " R.C.
Tyrone

Owensboro, KY

#13698 Aug 9, 2014
Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!

Clayton Bigsby
Tyrone

Owensboro, KY

#13699 Aug 9, 2014

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#13700 Aug 9, 2014
"You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong."

Warren Buffett

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#13701 Aug 10, 2014
The smallest seed of faith is better than the largest fruit of happiness.

-Henry David Thoreau

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#13702 Aug 10, 2014
"It is not God's will merely that we should be happy, but that we should make ourselves happy."

Immanuel Kant

“Hippie Witch”

Level 6

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#13703 Aug 11, 2014
Wouldn't it be powerful if you fell in love with yourself so deeply that you would do just about anything if you knew it would make you happy? This is precisely how much life loves you and wants you to nurture yourself. The deeper you love yourself, the more the universe will affirm your worth. Then you can enjoy a lifelong love affair that brings you the richest fulfillment from inside out.~ Alan Cohen

Since: Jun 14

Location hidden

#13704 Aug 11, 2014
No matter how carefully
you choose your words,
they'll always end up
being twisted by others.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#13705 Aug 11, 2014


Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.'
(Rumi)

Since: Jun 14

Location hidden

#13706 Aug 11, 2014
Never argue with stupid
people, they will drag you
down to their level and
then beat you with
experience..

Mark Twain
Tyrone

Owensboro, KY

#13707 Aug 11, 2014
They think they're the best dancers, eat up all the chicken and they STINK!

Clayton Bigsby

http://cms.m1is.com/video.aspx...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#13708 Aug 11, 2014
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
(Jack Benny)
Ozzie

Lafayette, CA

#13709 Aug 11, 2014
If we wait until were ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives."

~ L. Sincket

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#13710 Aug 11, 2014
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not..
The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."

~Robin Williams~
R.I.P <3

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“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#13711 Aug 11, 2014
All my life I thought air was free… until I bought a bag of chips.
:~\

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#13712 Aug 12, 2014
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

William Shakespeare

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