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“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#11904 Dec 28, 2013
"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else."

John Burroughs

“Better he should think before”

Since: Jun 08

he shoots his mouth off......

#11905 Dec 28, 2013
"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income."

Errol Flynn

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#11906 Dec 28, 2013
"... a mans profits are not necessarily his means"...

... bernie madoff

“Better he should think before”

Since: Jun 08

he shoots his mouth off......

#11907 Dec 28, 2013
"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."

John Barrymore

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#11908 Dec 28, 2013
... the only attachments worth anything to me are these double dees ...

... may west ...

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#11909 Dec 29, 2013
"Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?"

George Gobel

“Better he should think before”

Since: Jun 08

he shoots his mouth off......

#11910 Dec 29, 2013
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."

John Barrymore

FTW Yall

“"Trust no one"”

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Drive it, like you stole it

#11911 Dec 29, 2013
"When your born you get a ticket to the freakshow. When your born in America, you get a front row seat."
-George Carlin

“Better he should think before”

Since: Jun 08

he shoots his mouth off......

#11912 Dec 29, 2013
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."

Dolly Parton

Since: Jun 12

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#11913 Dec 30, 2013
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

Robert A. Heinlein

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#11914 Dec 31, 2013
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Arthur C. Clarke

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#11915 Dec 31, 2013
"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else."

Leonardo da Vinci

“Better he should think before”

Since: Jun 08

he shoots his mouth off......

#11916 Dec 31, 2013
"I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses."

Heinrich Heine

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#11917 Dec 31, 2013
Suggestions for a new year:

*Take chances....“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”– Mark Twain

*Be brave...... "Do one thing everyday that scares you." --Eleanor Roosevelt

*Be adventurous.....“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#11918 Jan 1, 2014
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man." ~Benjamin Franklin ~

Happy New Year 2014 everyone ~ FC <3 ...

Level 9

Since: May 12

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#11919 Jan 1, 2014
“May Light always surround you;
Hope kindle and rebound you.
May your Hurts turn to Healing;
Your Heart embrace Feeling.
May Wounds become Wisdom;
Every Kindness a Prism.
May Laughter infect you;
Your Passion resurrect you.
May Goodness inspire
your Deepest Desires.
Through all that you Reach For,
May your arms Never Tire.”
~ D. Simone

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Since: May 12

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#11920 Jan 1, 2014
William Arthur Ward
“Another fresh new year is here ...
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest ...
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!”
~William Arthur Ward

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#11921 Jan 1, 2014
Enzo's Law~
How long a minute is, depends on which side of the
bathroom door you're on...

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#11922 Jan 1, 2014
Murphy's Rule of Threes: Trouble strikes in series of threes, but any problem that crops up after three is not a fourth problem, it's a new series of three.

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#11923 Jan 1, 2014
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away"
– George Carlin (RIP 2008)

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