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“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Oct 27, 2013
 

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"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

William Shakespeare

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"I have found it easier to identify with the characters who verge upon hysteria, who were frightened of life, who were desperate to reach out to another person. But these seemingly fragile people are the strong people really."

Tennessee Williams

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This was from memory...

<Bob's wife> "It's a good thing you let Bob* talk. If you said anything in your (Yankee) accent, we'd be in jail."

*Bob**- Driver of a Jeep vehicle swerving to miss a pothole so deep, Hollywood movie stunt or special effects specialista would be envious. Unfortunately, the oncoming car was a police cruiser.

**Bob - native of Pennsylvania who lived in Georgia long enough his speaking style was a close approximation to the local.

Passenger "Right to Remain Silent" FTW?

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The darkest hour still only has sixty minutes.

~Nelson Mandela

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...and she's doin' research...

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Oct 27, 2013
 

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"Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers."

Alfred Lord Tennyson

“Make Love, Not War”

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Oct 27, 2013
 

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Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. ~Robert Kirby

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Oct 27, 2013
 

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If voting really changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

~Emma Goldman

If I can't dance. I don't want to be a part of your revolution.

~Emma Goldman

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#11313
Oct 28, 2013
 
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

Lucille Ball

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#11314
Oct 28, 2013
 
We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless.. but, all are priceless.

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Oct 28, 2013
 

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It is lack of love for ourselves that inhibits our compassion toward others. If we make friends with ourselves, then there is no obstacle to opening our hearts and minds to others. ~ Unknown

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Oct 28, 2013
 

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Self-love seems so often unrequited.

Anthony Powell

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Oct 28, 2013
 

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greymouser wrote:
"A STEADY YELLOW LIGHT tells you a steady red light will soon appear. If you are driving toward an intersection and a yellow light appears, slow down and prepare to stop. If you are within the
intersection or cannot stop safely before entering the intersection, continue through carefully."
PA Driver's Manual
Chapter 2.
In reality, it means
A) stomp on the gas pedal
B) activate the nitrous oxide
C) activate mirror shields over the license plate and all windows to thwart the red light camera.
D) If necessary, lift the safety cover and punch the BIG RED BUTTON to activate after burners and fly over the car/truck/building/departing airliner in front that's slamming on the brakes.
LOL ...

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"The more you claim your light, the faster darkness releases the tight grip of false pride." -Carlos Santana ~

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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"If music be the food of love, play on."

"The course of true love never did run smooth."

"Speak low, if you speak love."

William Shakespeare

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Oct 28, 2013
 

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Time, as is well known, sometimes flies like a bird and sometimes crawls like a worm, but human beings are generally particularly happy when they don't notice whether it's passing quickly or slowly.
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"Once I moved about like the wind. Now I surrender to you and that is all."

Geronimo.

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“Make Love, Not War”

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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown

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Oct 28, 2013
 

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"Every hero becomes a bore at last."

Ralph Waldo Emerson
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DISTANCE shouldn't matter because at the end of the day, we're all under the same sky....

~ Unknown
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When you really love someone, there is no amount of distance between you two that can stop you from loving him or her. Real love doesn't just fade away or turn off like the switching on and off of a light, even though many of us would like for it to when things start to go wrong, or when the love you feel is causing you pain, but we must remember that there are always risks in giving someone your heart.

~ Unknown

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