“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#11300 Oct 26, 2013
“If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?”-- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#11301 Oct 26, 2013
"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.”--Norman Cousins

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#11302 Oct 26, 2013
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”-- Mae West
Hugh Jorgan

Midlothian, IL

#11303 Oct 26, 2013
"Bend over let me drive!"

“Grateful,Humble, and Blessed!!”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#11304 Oct 27, 2013
"Discretion is the better part of Valor"

Shakespeare in "Henry IV Part I

Perhaps the Red Sox should learn this passage so that they will not ill-advisedly throw to 3rd base again...which has cost them dearly in Games #2 and #3!!!
Level 2

Since: Mar 07

Prishtina, Kosovo

#11305 Oct 27, 2013
It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.

Mick Jagger

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#11306 Oct 27, 2013
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

William Shakespeare

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#11307 Oct 27, 2013
"I have found it easier to identify with the characters who verge upon hysteria, who were frightened of life, who were desperate to reach out to another person. But these seemingly fragile people are the strong people really."

Tennessee Williams

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#11308 Oct 27, 2013
This was from memory...

<Bob's wife> "It's a good thing you let Bob* talk. If you said anything in your (Yankee) accent, we'd be in jail."

*Bob**- Driver of a Jeep vehicle swerving to miss a pothole so deep, Hollywood movie stunt or special effects specialista would be envious. Unfortunately, the oncoming car was a police cruiser.

**Bob - native of Pennsylvania who lived in Georgia long enough his speaking style was a close approximation to the local.

Passenger "Right to Remain Silent" FTW?

“Don't Tease My Rooster”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

It Makes Him Cocky

#11309 Oct 27, 2013
The darkest hour still only has sixty minutes.

~Nelson Mandela

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#11310 Oct 27, 2013
"Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers."

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Level 4

Since: Aug 13

Location hidden

#11311 Oct 27, 2013
Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. ~Robert Kirby

“Don't Tease My Rooster”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

It Makes Him Cocky

#11312 Oct 27, 2013
If voting really changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

~Emma Goldman

If I can't dance. I don't want to be a part of your revolution.

~Emma Goldman

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#11313 Oct 28, 2013
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

Lucille Ball

“Grateful,Humble, and Blessed!!”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#11314 Oct 28, 2013
“We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless.. but, all are priceless.”

Unknown

“Hippie Witch”

Level 6

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#11315 Oct 28, 2013
It is lack of love for ourselves that inhibits our compassion toward others. If we make friends with ourselves, then there is no obstacle to opening our hearts and minds to others. ~ Unknown

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#11316 Oct 28, 2013
Self-love seems so often unrequited.

Anthony Powell

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#11317 Oct 28, 2013
greymouser wrote:
"A STEADY YELLOW LIGHT tells you a steady red light will soon appear. If you are driving toward an intersection and a yellow light appears, slow down and prepare to stop. If you are within the
intersection or cannot stop safely before entering the intersection, continue through carefully."
PA Driver's Manual
Chapter 2.
In reality, it means
A) stomp on the gas pedal
B) activate the nitrous oxide
C) activate mirror shields over the license plate and all windows to thwart the red light camera.
D) If necessary, lift the safety cover and punch the BIG RED BUTTON to activate after burners and fly over the car/truck/building/departing airliner in front that's slamming on the brakes.
LOL ...

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#11318 Oct 28, 2013
"The more you claim your light, the faster darkness releases the tight grip of false pride." -Carlos Santana ~

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#11320 Oct 28, 2013
"If music be the food of love, play on."

"The course of true love never did run smooth."

"Speak low, if you speak love."

William Shakespeare

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