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"I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs.

When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike."

Willie Nelson.

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Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.

~Linda Howard, After the Night

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I intend to leave after my death a large fund for the promotion of the peace idea, but I am skeptical as to its results.
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Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.

-Soren Kierkegaard

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Rose of Tralee wrote:
"I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike."
Willie Nelson.
Love that quote :)
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William W. Purkey
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”

~ William W. Purkey

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"Duck who fly upside down, quack up."

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Never allow anyone to rain on your parade and thus cast a pall of gloom and defeat on the entire day. Remember that no talent, no self-denial, no brains, no character, are required to set up in the fault-finding business. Nothing external can have any power over you unless you permit it. Your time is too precious to be sacrificed in wasted days combating the menial forces of hate, jealously, and envy. Guard your fragile life carefully. Only God can shape a flower, but any foolish child can pull it to pieces. ~ Og Mandino

“Grateful,Humble, and Blessed!!”

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I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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Oct 22, 2013
 
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>Love that quote :)
only Willie could come up with that quote, AW ... love it ... Good day to you ... FC

"Somehow you can tell the difference when a song is written just to get on the radio and when what someone does is their whole life. That comes through in Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, Willie Nelson. There is no separating their life from their music." -Lyle Lovett ~

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

Groucho Marx

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"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."

Art Buchwald

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Flower-Child wrote:
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only Willie could come up with that quote, AW ... love it ... Good day to you ... FC
"Somehow you can tell the difference when a song is written just to get on the radio and when what someone does is their whole life. That comes through in Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, Willie Nelson. There is no separating their life from their music." -Lyle Lovett ~
Hi FC :)

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.
Paul Simon

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“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats”

Voltaire
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"Game Over: The Topix game has been retired."

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Always Wary wrote:
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Hi FC :)
I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.
Paul Simon
LOL, I'll never listen to that song again in the same was as I did before, ha!

JOHN PRINE ~ AIN'T HURTIN' NOBODY ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

There's roosters laying chickens and chickens layin' eggs ...

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MrProps wrote:
"Game Over: The Topix game has been retired."
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"We want to thank each of you for playing. Congratulations to our reigning champs"

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And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.

-William Shakespeare
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.......Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary.It's them twisting it that ruins it for me - John Lennon.(hard to believe this comment caused such a furore 50 yrs back?).....still quite pertinent today what?

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