“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#10888 Oct 3, 2013
"It is better to travel well than to arrive."

Buddha

“4 out of 3 people”

Level 8

Since: May 09

have trouble with fractions.

#10889 Oct 3, 2013
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

~Billy Connolly

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#10890 Oct 3, 2013
"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"

Dave Matthews

Since: Oct 09

over here <-------->

#10891 Oct 3, 2013
We must decide where we are going, otherwise when we get there we won't know we've arrived .

Dr. Dolittle

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#10892 Oct 3, 2013
Inigo Montoya:“You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you."
Westley: "You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.”
----------

Inigo:“I admit it, you are better than I am."
Westley: "Then why are you smiling?"
Inigo: "Because I know something you don't know."
Westley: "And what is that?"
Inigo: "I am not left handed.”
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Westely: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo: Tell me.
Wesley: I'm not left-handed either.
----------

Westley: "This is true love - you think this happens every day?"

```from The Princess Bride

“Truder 3/4 mile, call the ball”

Level 2

Since: May 11

Truder 505 ball, 2.5

#10893 Oct 3, 2013
"...where ever you go in the world and no matter how drunk you get...don't ever make an ass out of yourself infront of a woman."

My father to me before I headed off to boot camp.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#10895 Oct 4, 2013
Forgive those who lie or betray you, don't keep a heart full of anger, and allow your heart to heal for life holds so much more meaning.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#10896 Oct 4, 2013
Satisfaction is not always the fulfillment of what you want; it is the realization of how blessed you are for what you have.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#10897 Oct 4, 2013
Your ex should be your motivation to do better in life. Don't sit around crying over him/her. Show them that you're stronger without them in your life.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#10898 Oct 4, 2013
Love everyone who sees your worth. It is never too late to appreciate them.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#10899 Oct 4, 2013
We are given with unique talents. Let's share it to everyone. We might enlighten others.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10900 Oct 4, 2013
"Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need."

Khalil Gibran

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#10901 Oct 4, 2013
Chilli move aside I'm working for DILF.
HH

“Hippie Witch”

Level 6

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#10902 Oct 4, 2013
To live content with small means; to seek elegance rather than luxury; and refinement rather than fashion; to be worthy, not respectable; and wealthy, not rich; to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly; to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart; to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasion, hurry never; in a word, to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious grow up through the common. This is to be my symphony. ~ Ellery Channing

“Grateful,Humble, and Blessed!!”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#10903 Oct 4, 2013
Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around.

Buddy Buie and J.R. Cobb, "Rock Bottom"

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#10904 Oct 4, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Chilli move aside I'm working for DILF.
HH
You're working for DILF? Okay, he seems to be a good guy, what does that "work" involve?

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#10906 Oct 4, 2013
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
John Wooden

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#10907 Oct 4, 2013
~~ From "Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell" by Susanna Clarke.

"It may be laid down as a general rule that if a man begins to sing, no one will take any notice of his song except his fellow human beings.

This is true even if his song is surpassingly beautiful. Other men may be in raptures at his skill, but the rest of creation is, by and large,unmoved.

Perhaps a cat or a dog may look at him; his horse, if it is an exceptionally intelligent beast, may pause in cropping the grass, but that is the extent of it.

But when the fairy sang, the whole world listened to him.

Stephen felt the clouds pause in their passing; he felt the sleeping hills shift and murmur; he felt cold mists dance.

He understood for the first time that the world is not dumb at all, but merely waiting for someone to speak to it in a language it understands.

In the fairy's song the earth recognized the names by which it is called."

“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#10908 Oct 4, 2013
"I do not wish my heart to be restarted through usage of any chemical, mechanical or physical intervention..."

"I do not want any external device to be used to maintain my respiration if my body is incapable of sustaining it on its own."

"I wish to die a peaceful, natural death."

"I do not wish artificial means of nutrition to be used, such as nasogastric tubes or a PEG tube."

"I wish nature to take its course, with only medication to prevent pain and suffering."

"Allow me the dignity we give to beloved pets. Let me die in peace."

A piece of advise...If you don't have a Living Will, take the time to write one. It will save you and your loved ones much heartache.

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#10909 Oct 4, 2013
"Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty."

Alexander Hamilton

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