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In happy moments, praise God. In difficult moments, seek God. In quiet moments, worship God. In painful moments, trust God. In every moment, thank God.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day.

And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do.

And if you do any of these 10 things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever until the end of time...

but he loves you." - George Carlin

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"Whether one believes in a religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or not, there isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate kindness and compassion."
--Dalai Lama

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He who hides behind a dated sock then spews stupidity throughout Topixland should expect to get smoted

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"When the world wearies, and society ceases to satisfy, there is always the garden."

Minnie Aumonier

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In a completely rational society the very best of us would be teachers. The rest of us would have to settle for something else.

- Lee Iaccoca

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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom...

~ Marcel Proust~

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Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes for free!

--- Confucius ---

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"Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit."

Bernard Williams

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No one has ever went broke by under estimating the intelligence of the American public
Menken

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"Truth is a point of view but authenticity can't be faked." - Peter Gober

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We will not let Detroit go bankrupt.

~Obama, during GM bailout process.

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"Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It may be the only sunshine he sees all day."

Quoted in - P.S. I LOVE YOU, compiled by H. Jackson Brown Jr.

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Sorry about the double post.

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"Don't wait for people to be friendly. Show them how."

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"Honestly, at one time I though Babe Ruth was a cartoon character. I really did, I mean I wasn't born until 1961 and I grew up in Indiana."

Don Mattingly

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"When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a "miracle."
But of course if someone is KILLED by a freak chain of events- the oil just there, the safety fence broken just there- that must also be a "miracle."
Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous."
--Terry Pratchett

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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

George Carlin

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"Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated."

George Bernard Shaw

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