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“I looked, and behold,”

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#8953 May 12, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
Phyllis Diller
Hilarious

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#8954 May 12, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
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Hilarious
Thanks! I so love her. What a great and endlessly funny lady.
Can hear her saying that, such delivery she had.

“I looked, and behold,”

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#8955 May 12, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks! I so love her. What a great and endlessly funny lady.
Can hear her saying that, such delivery she had.
Yes. I like her and Cloris Leachman. Two very funny ladies from that era.

Cloris Leachman @ the Bob Saget roast:

I'm not here to roast Bob Saget. I'm here to f' John Stamos.

Incidentally, someone on here told me John Stamos is a total d'. I guess she saw him at a club and said something to him and he was really arrogant. In his defense, he probably gets pestered all the time by women when he's just trying to hang.

“I looked, and behold,”

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#8956 May 12, 2013
I think she asked him if he would like to dance and he said something along the lines of does a cat wanna be in a room with a pack of rabid pit bulls.(he didnt say that exact same thing but it was along the lines of, does X want to do something really bad)

I don't understand what's so hard about putting 'em down easy and showing a little class and being gentle. There's no need to be so mean to someone who isn't being mean to you, IMO.

“Wits...”

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Since: Apr 10

...Don't fail me now.

#8957 May 12, 2013
Don't Make Assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life.

Miguel Angel Ruiz

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#8958 May 12, 2013
"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said,'Well, what do you need?'"

"When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was full of quicksand. I was an only child... eventually."

"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

Stephen Wright

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#8959 May 12, 2013
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

-Ron White

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#8960 May 12, 2013
"It is what you do from now on that will either move our civilization forward a few tiny steps, or else... begin to march us steadily backward."

Patrick Stewart

“Spring is here, ”

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Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#8961 May 13, 2013
“No matter how many people believe or don’t believe in you, you must be
the ultimate believer in yourself!”
&#8213; Pablo

“Spring is here, ”

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Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#8962 May 13, 2013
“Hold your dream
Don't ever let it go.
Be yourself
And let the world take over.
You'll find strength
When people bring you down.
They will see
If you will only, only
Believe”
&#8213; 'Hold Your Dream' song from Fame

“Hippie Witch”

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#8963 May 13, 2013
There are times I forget to be grateful, easier to see things that are wrong as I dishonor the gifts I've been given with worry, angst and woe.
There are times I need reminding of the things I take for granted each day; my children, my home or a stranger, sent to brighten my way.
Take some time to say thank you for the blessings that color your day; Those colors will form a rainbow, and chase the darkness away.~ Marianne Goldweber

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#8964 May 13, 2013
"Kindness is not a weakness. It's a manifestation of strength." - Unknown ~

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

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REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#8965 May 13, 2013
Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be alone, we can be with others, without using them as a means of escape. - Bell Hooks ~

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#8966 May 13, 2013
"My life is a testament to believing that if you want something you can make it happen." - Stevie Nicks ~

“Spring is here, ”

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next comes summer! Yippee!!

#8967 May 13, 2013
“I got my heart's desire, and there my troubles began.”
&#8213; Lev Grossman, The Magicians

“Spring is here, ”

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Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#8968 May 13, 2013
“Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.”
&#8213; Phillip C. McGraw

“Still Waters Run Deep”

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Waters Edge

#8969 May 13, 2013
“Don't be ashamed to weep; 'tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and flowers, trees, and fruit cannot grow without water. But there must be sunlight also. A wounded heart will heal in time, and when it does, the memory and love of our lost ones is sealed inside to comfort us.”

Brian Jacques, Taggerung

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#8970 May 13, 2013
“I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.”

Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

“Spring is here, ”

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next comes summer! Yippee!!

#8971 May 13, 2013
Dragon Dreamer wrote:
“Don't be ashamed to weep; 'tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and flowers, trees, and fruit cannot grow without water. But there must be sunlight also. A wounded heart will heal in time, and when it does, the memory and love of our lost ones is sealed inside to comfort us.”
Brian Jacques, Taggerung
I am out of props. Your quote is awesome!

“Spring is here, ”

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next comes summer! Yippee!!

#8972 May 13, 2013
“There are things
that make no sense,
that seem unreal,
that can’t be grasped,
or understood,
or explained,
that maybe don’t even exist…
And still, somehow, those wonderful things touch and change our lives.
Isn’t it strange?”
&#8213; Richelle E. Goodrich, Secrets of a Noble Key Keeper

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