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Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#8931 May 11, 2013
A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

-Louis C.K

“Wits...”

Level 9

Since: Apr 10

...Don't fail me now.

#8932 May 11, 2013
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.

Karl Marx

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#8933 May 11, 2013
“So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday.”

Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
Level 4

Since: May 13

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#8935 May 11, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
"Boy, if it was easy, anybody could do it..."
My Great-Uncle Fred
and
no doubt lots of other old coots.....myself included...
Count me in Sam!!!

;)

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#8936 May 11, 2013
“Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love.”

Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet
Level 4

Since: Feb 13

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#8938 May 11, 2013
"Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes, no seriously. This way you're a mile away when you do and you have their shoes."

unknown

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#8939 May 11, 2013
“I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart)I am never without it (anywhere
I go you go,my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling)
I fear no fate (for you are my fate,my sweet)I want no world (for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart)”

E.E. Cummings

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#8940 May 11, 2013
“We fell in love, despite our differences, and once we did, something rare and beautiful was created. For me, love like that has only happened once, and that's why every minute we spent together has been seared in my memory. I'll never forget a single moment of it.”

Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
Level 4

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#8941 May 12, 2013
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#8942 May 12, 2013
"My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said 'Just wait.'"

Judy Tenuta
Level 4

Since: May 13

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#8943 May 12, 2013
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Steven Wright
Level 4

Since: May 13

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#8944 May 12, 2013
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

Logan P. Smith
Level 4

Since: May 13

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#8945 May 12, 2013
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

George Burns
Level 4

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#8946 May 12, 2013
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Robert Orben

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#8947 May 12, 2013
“And now I’m looking at you,” he said,“and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before – bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it – but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me.”

Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#8948 May 12, 2013
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

Phyllis Diller

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#8949 May 12, 2013
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

Buddy Hackett

Happy Mother's day to all the ladies.

Keep this in mind:

“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.”

Lisa Alther

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#8950 May 12, 2013
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

-Bill Vaughan

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#8951 May 12, 2013
“You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me."
She smiled up at him. Filthy as he was, covered in blood and dirt, he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen.
"But I don't want anything else in the world.”

Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#8952 May 12, 2013
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Jim Davidson

LMAO

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