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“Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.”
~ Muhammad Ali ~

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He taught me housekeeping, when we divorce I keep the House.

~Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

~Bertrand Russell

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"I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed!!! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!!!"

~ Richard Pryor

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Procastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

~Don Marquis

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"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."

Peter Ustinov

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“Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
~ Albert Camus~
“Lead, follow, or get out of the way.” Thomas Paine
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"Do not judge me until you know me. Do not underestimate me until you have challenged me, do not talk about me until you have talked to me."
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"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." --George Carlin

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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." --George Carlin

I love the man but never knew he could be so poetic.

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"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." --Douglas Adams

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"Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace."

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."

"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up."

---Oscar Wilde (one very interesting man...)

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Feb 7, 2013
 
I am therefore I am

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

~~George Carlin

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Eloteman wrote:
I am therefore I am
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the english language, Could it be that "I Do" is the longest sentence?

~George Carlin

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“Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real. If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet.”--Niels Bohr

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Feb 8, 2013
 
Nothing changes in this world.

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When the Lord finished the world, he pronounced it good. That is what I said about my first work, too. But Time, I tell you, Time takes the confidence out of these incautious opinions. It is more than likely that He thinks about the world, now, pretty much as I think about the Innocents Abroad. The fact is, there is a trifle too much water in both.
Mark Twain

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So don't be afraid to make mistakes, to stumble, to fall, cause most of the time the greatest rewards come from doing the things that scare you the most. Maybe you'll get everything you wish for... Maybe you'll get more than you ever could have imagined... Who knows where life will take you. The road is long and in the end... the journey is the destination. ~ Unknown
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"He shall parteth the Red Tape, and he shall tax thee into oblivion."

Dreams Of My Fathers, chapter 12, verse 16

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