Interesting Quotes

[Ashelah]

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[QuiteCrazy]

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

:)

[Ashelah]

”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”
Unknown

[Humhainna]

Juicylu wrote:

"God is subtle but He is not malicious."
Albert Einstein.

How right?

[Ashelah]

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

[embers of coal]

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

[Ashelah]

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”
Abraham Lincoln

[Ashelah]

Mr 7 "When you laugh so hard that a bit of wee comes out that's laughing for real or if it's you mum it means you've had a baby" #wisewords

[Rose of Tralee]

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.

Vicki Baum

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

Quote of the Day

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero , 55 BCSo, evidently we've learned nothing in the past 2,067 years.

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

More Cicero quotes:

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[Old Sam]

"I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase."

Bob Uecker

[Ashelah]

"First child eats dirt, parent calls Doctor. Second child eats dirt, parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt, parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch."
Unknown

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Juicylu wrote:

"First child eats dirt, parent calls Doctor. Second child eats dirt, parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt, parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch."
Unknown

I broke my nose twice when I was a kid. First time was brought to the hospital. Second time, my Pop straightened it. I'm really quite happy with it...

[Old Sam]

"Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."

Frank Zappa

[embers of coal]

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
Thomas A. Edison

[Old Sam]

"Genius...is the capacity to see ten things where the ordinary man sees one."

Ezra Pound

[La Sunshine]

“When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.”
― Henri J.M. Nouwen, The Road to Daybreak: A Spiritual Journey

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Norman Schwarzkopf

[Old Sam]

...RIP, Norman.....

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"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle."

Norman Schwarzkopf