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“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

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Jan 21, 2013
 
"Dude you need COFFEE! You just left the baby in my cage."
Cute doggie, sitting in baby car seat. WomanFreebies.com
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#7186
Jan 21, 2013
 
Juicylu wrote:
"Dude you need COFFEE! You just left the baby in my cage."
Cute doggie, sitting in baby car seat. WomanFreebies.com
You let the cat out of the bag
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Jan 21, 2013
 
Juicylu wrote:
"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"
Albert Einstein
Hazel, you know the answer to that.

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People will try to tell you that all the great opportunities have been snapped up. In reality, the world changes every second, blowing new opportunities in all directions, including yours.~ Ken Hakuta

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The Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily, gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said “you have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one.” You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won’t matter how many times you say I’m sorry, the wound is still there. Make sure you control your temper the next time you are tempted to say something you will regret later.

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Jan 21, 2013
 
Juicily, very nice and thank you.

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Let a watch upon my lips oh Lord,
that I may never speak the cruel word which is untrue,
or being true, is not the whole truth
Or being wholly true
is merciless.

Quaker Prayer

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."

W. C. Fields

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Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll frrackin' spank you."
Bartleby:[Bartleby is listening from a nearby seat]
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Bartleby: Oh, geez...
Nun: The way you put it... I never really thought about it like that before. What have I been doing with my life? What am I...
Loki: Yeah, I know. Listen, my advice to you: you take this money that you've been collecting for your parish, go get yourself a nice dress, you know? Fix yourself up. Find some man, find some woman, that you can connect with, even for a moment,'cause that's really all that life is, Sister. It's a series of moments. Why don't you seize yours?
[the nun hesitates, then smiles, nods, and leaves]
Loki: That-a girl. Ah.
[he turns around and sits next to Bartleby with a grin on his face]
Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to frrack with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.
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"Never dull your shine for somebody else." ~Tyra Banks, America's Next Top Model, "The Girl Who Is Afraid of Heights," original airdate 17 October 2007

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"A day without dealing with stupid people is like, never mind I'll let you know when it happens."
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Think about it. When we are so focused on achieving our goals, we often miss big, life-changing opportunities. Yes, opportunity knocks often, sometimes softly. And more often than not, sometimes loudly. Opportunity could be screaming and yelling at us, and yet we ignore it. People who live goal-free are constantly watching for new opportunities that present themselves in unexpected ways. With open minds—and open eyes—they’re able to identify opportunities anywhere, even in unlikely places, and anytime, even in tragedy. They keep their minds clear of clutter to allow subtle messages to appear, because on the road of life you need to be on the lookout for hidden signposts. ~ Stephen Shapiro

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Jan 22, 2013
 
"Harry doesn't know how to fail"
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Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present. "Dr. Holmes," quipped a friend, "I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows." "I do," retorted Holmes, "I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies." ~Author Unknown

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.
Lord Byron

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"Life doesn't imitate art; life imitates bad television."

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I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority complex and be rudely awakened.

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"Be careful with what you teach, it might interfere with what they are learning."
Magda Gerber

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