“"yes"”

Level 6

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#6593 Dec 12, 2012
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food

Raymond Chandler

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#6594 Dec 12, 2012
"BAM!"

Emeril

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#6595 Dec 12, 2012
Thoughts of you make my day

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#6596 Dec 12, 2012
External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn't know where to have him. The heaviest rain, and snow, and hail, and sleet, could boast of the advantage over him in only one respect. They often "came down" handsomely, and Scrooge never did.

Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on being acquainted with a move or two, and being usually equal to the time-of-day, express the wide range of their capacity for adventure by observing that they are good for anything from pitch-and-toss to manslaughter; between which opposite extremes, no doubt, there lies a tolerably wide and comprehensive range of subjects. Without venturing for Scrooge quite as hardily as this, I don't mind calling on you to believe that he was ready for a good broad field of strange appearances, and that nothing between a baby and rhinoceros would have astonished him very much.
Charles Dickens
A Christmas Carol
http://www.stormfax.com/3dickens.htm

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#6597 Dec 12, 2012
"Please, sir. I want some more."

Oliver

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#6598 Dec 12, 2012
Take me as I am or dont take me at all!!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#6599 Dec 13, 2012
Crazy Beautiful wrote:
<quoted text>
I get no respect..
Now there's a quote lol!
Oh! and you teed yourself up so nicely there yet did not follow it up with Rodney Dangerfield quote...

Even if you were to take the easy way out with a Caddyshack "Hey, everbody! we're all gonna get laid!" <cheers>

But if you expect to get respect on the internet, you neglect the aspect that the self elect tend to project their affect via the reject selection of judgits.

But back on topic and since Rodney was mentioned...

"A girl phoned me the other day and said...'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#6600 Dec 13, 2012
On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years. ~Judith Krantz

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#6601 Dec 13, 2012
La Sunshine wrote:
On the one hand, shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.~Judith Krantz
Fine quote:

[off topic:

Happy Christmas to YOU and yours La S.]

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#6602 Dec 13, 2012
"Your NOW is a consequence of your past...

Your future is a consequence of your NOW "

Marcela Bennett

Level 3

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#6603 Dec 13, 2012
One armed pushups are a bitch!

Level 3

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#6604 Dec 13, 2012
scambuster wrote:
One armed pushups are a bitch!
Wrong. Thread.

Pope scambuster has not had his coffee yet!

“Hippie Witch”

Level 6

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#6605 Dec 13, 2012
If we limit ourselves to thinking in terms of realities, facts, and knowledge, we have got the future all wrong because it is made, not of certainties, but of dreams. The future does not exist in the physical world but is present in our thoughts and dreams only.~ Rolf Jensen

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#6607 Dec 13, 2012
'Honor Thy Father and The Mother." IOne of the big top TEN.)

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#6608 Dec 13, 2012
Changing your mind can make you love something you hate.
HH

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#6609 Dec 13, 2012
Strong people don't need strong leaders.
Ella Baker

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#6610 Dec 13, 2012
Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings.
Heinrich Heine

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#6611 Dec 13, 2012
"Winners" don't come from the grandstand.
HH

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#6612 Dec 13, 2012
'Bitzer,' said Mr. Gradgrind, broken down, and miserably submissive to him,'have you a heart?'

'The circulation, sir,' returned Bitzer, smiling at the oddity of the question,'couldn't be carried on without one. No man, sir, acquainted with the facts established by Harvey relating to the circulation of the blood, can doubt that I have a heart.'

'Is it accessible,' cried Mr. Gradgrind,'to any compassionate influence?'

'It is accessible to Reason, sir,' returned the excellent young man.'And to nothing else.'

Charles Dickens
Hard Times

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#6613 Dec 13, 2012
Life is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.
HH

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