“I'll think about it.”

Level 4

Since: Nov 07

central Florida

#6552 Dec 8, 2012
"Relax. It's only kinky the first time."

--As seen on a bumper sticker
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#6553 Dec 9, 2012
It's a fine line between kinky and perverted.

***Told to me by a friend

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#6554 Dec 9, 2012
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

- Mae West -

[bless you Mae, how true]

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#6555 Dec 9, 2012
'If you are going to live a risk free life, you are going to die without having lived.'

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#6556 Dec 9, 2012
There's music in the sighing of a reed;
There's music in the gushing of a rill;
There's music in all things, if men had ears:
Their earth is but an echo of the spheres.

Lord Byron

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#6557 Dec 9, 2012
I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.
Agatha Christie

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#6558 Dec 9, 2012
Nothing is new

“"yes"”

Level 6

Since: Sep 12

Los Angeles

#6560 Dec 9, 2012
Knowledge is knowing
a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad.

Face Book

“...winter is GONE!!!....”

Since: Jun 08

...Horny Toad, Texas.....

#6561 Dec 9, 2012
"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim."

Lyndon B. Johnson

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#6562 Dec 9, 2012
Only one life all of us have got, Enjoy it enjoy it enjoy it.

“...winter is GONE!!!....”

Since: Jun 08

...Horny Toad, Texas.....

#6563 Dec 9, 2012
"Fascism is capitalism plus murder."

Upton Sinclair

“There is good in everybody”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

NO ONE IS PERFECT..

#6564 Dec 9, 2012
Welcome to the Karma Cafe !!!There are no menus.You will get served what you deserve!!!

“...winter is GONE!!!....”

Since: Jun 08

...Horny Toad, Texas.....

#6565 Dec 9, 2012
"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."

Buddha

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#6566 Dec 10, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
Welcome to the Karma Cafe !!!There are no menus.You will get served what you deserve!!!
Beautiful.

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#6567 Dec 10, 2012
" Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened."

Unknown

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#6568 Dec 10, 2012
Attitudes are more important than facts.
George MacDonald

I disagree with this quote. In fact I think the complete opposite.

Level 3

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#6569 Dec 10, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
" Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened."
Unknown
Dr. Suess said that.

Level 3

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#6570 Dec 10, 2012
"In the absence of willpower the most complete collection of virtues and talents is wholly worthless." - Aleister Crowley

“...winter is GONE!!!....”

Since: Jun 08

...Horny Toad, Texas.....

#6571 Dec 10, 2012
"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#6572 Dec 10, 2012
Life is for living.

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