JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to...

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#30779 Sep 22, 2014
There is an organization here in the US with these offenses:
36 have been convicted of spousal abuse
7 arrested for fraud
19 accused of writing bad checks
117 directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card die to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug charges
8 arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in law suits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization it is???

NBA?
NFL?
NHL?

NOPE!! it is the 535 members of congress!!!

(I copied this from facebook, I have not verified any of these facts. Nor do I know the source. Personally, I believe it to be true, but you may either form your own opinion or fact check if you wish.)

“"Give Life Your Best Shot"”

Level 1

Since: Apr 11

Bootheel Missouri

#30780 Sep 22, 2014
Have you ever had such a down day that you purposefully took the elevator to it's highest floor in hopes that it would lift you up?

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#30782 Sep 22, 2014
WHERE is EVERYONE??

Getting Settled in their COZY Flannel Sheets, w/ a HOT cup of Apple Cider SPIKED on the Night Stand..reading a Good Book???

WAITING...on the STRIKING minute to WELCOME ..the season of AUTUMN???

MOOOVE OVER..Don't HOG the Covers!!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#30785 Sep 23, 2014
Mike Allen wrote:
Have you ever had such a down day that you purposefully took the elevator to it's highest floor in hopes that it would lift you up?
Things always get better :)

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#30786 Sep 25, 2014
“Too often they don't realize what they have until it's gone.
...they're too stubborn to say,'Sorry, I was wrong'
they hurt the ones closest to their hearts,
and we let the most foolish things tear us apart”
~ Marilyn Monroe

Since: Sep 14

Location hidden

#30787 Sep 25, 2014
Smegma

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#30788 Sep 25, 2014
i sometimes worry a little about my 'Red'........... he seems to like his own company a little to much........
Alice

Trexlertown, PA

#30789 Sep 25, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
I'm just so heartbroken, no one cares! This is a lonely cruel world.....
I think some posters are really robots, so don't sweat it.
latterrrr

Carnegie, PA

#30791 Sep 26, 2014
I truely belive that all Us Americans should have maps
Atlas

Jackson, MO

#30792 Sep 26, 2014
One of my favorite books is an Atlas.

Someone pulled a funny on me and put a brown recluse (alive) in an aspirin bottle
and placed it the golf compartment of my truck? Spiders freak me out more than
snakes and just imagining someone putting one the size of this into a bottle ...
Yeeeew
Hoozie

North Manchester, IN

#30793 Sep 26, 2014
JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to mind!!

'i' usually do!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#30796 Sep 28, 2014
DondoDork wrote:
Did they take down the "ban the poster" thread?
Nope. I just Banned Dragoon and Mechanic for giving me a hard time about the Cowboys. The team they just lost to. Hiya DondoDork (waves).

“"Thinking"”

Level 5

Since: Sep 11

OZ

#30797 Sep 28, 2014
We are getting things done

“"Thinking"”

Level 5

Since: Sep 11

OZ

#30798 Sep 29, 2014
You're breathing good air that was intended for a decent human being.

Please stop breathing and make the world a better place?

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#30805 Sep 30, 2014
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
Hiya Brandiiiii, thank you, I found it!
Apparently not. You haven't stopped by to get your long over-due banning yet. LoL.
Uh Clem

Greensburg, IN

#30806 Sep 30, 2014
Uh CIem wrote:
I'm lucky to be alive after my accident last month. I see nothing has changed.
Excuse me but my therapist said it may take a while to remember things
Uh CIem wrote:
<quoted text>
30 million dollars would set me up for life lol, where did you say to go?
accident & stroke, stroke & accident - explain please
good to see you back buddy!

PS: I'm thinking MC?

PSS: I used your handle to let people know your back

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#30809 Sep 30, 2014
Weird 0ne 2 what thread did you take this from?

Uh CIem wrote:
O CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!
My name is Kelly and I am impersonating Clem! I did not realize how much love you have for this fellow!
I am so sorry!
I hang my head!

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#30810 Sep 30, 2014
I am Not looking forward to fall weather..

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#30811 Sep 30, 2014
Can someone rub my 'phalanges'????

Thank you!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#30812 Sep 30, 2014
PFfff wrote:
I am Not looking forward to fall weather..
I am looking forward to Fall weather.(Only because it will cool off)

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