But night shift is quiet. Very quiet. And quietly pleasing.I just love working the night shift!!!!!
No annoying coworkers to evade when you see them coming.
No boss up your ass like a chunk during IBS.
Take as many breaks as you want and only worry about getting your work done before the first chunk starts showing up to supervise you at your last 15 minutes of the shift.
Just sitting at the workplace til you hear the birds chirp at 5:30 reminding you that the earth can be a better place if you were personally a nocturnal creature.
Now all that is needed is a nite suit, black mask, gloves, and a M-16 to assure the depletion of the day creatures.
AGGGGGHHHHHH! The graveyard shift.