Level 8

Since: Nov 08

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#29509 Mar 26, 2014
So you walk up to the elevator, push the button and all of a sudden feel the urge to blow an air biscuit...you have not yet had a chance to freshen the air and simultaneously a beautiful woman walks up and the door opens to get in the elevator...at this point what do you do???

<<<<this guy clinches buttcheeks and holds it in for four floors...swear to god its a true story.

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

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#29510 Mar 26, 2014
Sooooo..WHAT'S Been Happening On This Forum??

ANY New CYBER Romances??

HOW about Sleeeezy..GOSSIP!!

Somebody WAKE-UP that PAID BLOGGER!!

Roboblogger.. HIT'EM w/your OIL CAN!!

;)

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#29511 Mar 26, 2014
one thing that befuddles me is when u r texting while talking to someone beside u, that person expects u to keep the conversation fluid knowing darn well that u r splitting your attention in two ways.

Cmon, just excuse the texter yourself and wait til that person finishes texting. we expect our conversations to be the most important event currently hapening, which is somewhat thinking self centeredly. just hold on a sec so that the texter can divert his or her attention fully to the talker.

reason saying this is that i was sitting down with a few folks talking while i was texting then the convo got quiet for about 5 seconds. i was still texting waiting for others to talk then one of ths convo partakers who was female stated " u guys r boring. you are so quiet".
hey homegirl, a brotha is texting at the moment. sorry to put a pause on feeding your interest.
but shes a cool person so i retorted with a joke about me texting at that moment.
afterwards, i talked her ears off. lol.

hey, gotta wait for the bus to get back to u sometimes.:)

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#29512 Mar 26, 2014
i believe nowadays that political correctness is not as valued as it was years ago.

we as a society have the means of communicating with several people in several ways. why waste time with political correctness since we can say exactly what we want to many people? why choose the safe conversation when not necessary?
although, keep it in perspective because there are those who look for wrongs and trespasses because they think misanthropistically or do not trust others.

keep it witty but not fully direct.

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#29513 Mar 26, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Sweet azz is what I have...you keep looking I see :o)
look but no touch? Boooooooo!
cant tell if its sweet if the cake is still in the box. lemme use my fork and see how moist it is, ms duncan hinez.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#29514 Mar 26, 2014
Flight Of The Intruder

“MerryChristmas & HappyNewYear”

Level 9

Since: May 12

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#29515 Mar 26, 2014
It's 1 in the morning guess its time to say Good Night.... Gonna lay here and listen to the thunder..... Sweet Dreams

(c8

Since: Jun 13

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#29516 Mar 27, 2014
Just waiting. don't know what for. Just waiting!

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#29517 Mar 27, 2014
Pollen!

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#29518 Mar 27, 2014
STATEMENT:
Do not waste time over arguing over what deserves no attention.

POINT IN CASE:
A mid age white woman walks into a store that does not service EBT but yet, she argues to one of the store associates, who is an older man seemingly from India, about the store not using her EBT.

She walks out with a racial slur as the old man says "I don't care about that lady". Afterwards, he tries to justify his case about the woman by explaining his actions with the customer that was behind the lady in line.

WTF? Why let that dumb bitch get in your head? Old man should have let it go as soon as she left, but continuously wanted the next customer to sympathize with his case.

Dumb shit like this is what causes lawyers and local penal systems to get rich off of stupid shit.

This case is one of the reasons why people are fucked up some of the time: they let the illogical fuck with their logical minds.

Real talk.

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#29519 Mar 27, 2014
STATEMENT:
People sympathize with dogs more than sympathizing with other people.

POINT IN CASE:
http://www.wfla.com/story/25091028/manatee-do...

Had heard on the news that there were supporters who wanted to comfort the owner because the dogs will be euthanized today.
Now, the dogs attacked a boy on a bike THEN attacked a man in the same neighborhood shortly after?

Wonder if the supporters called the boy and the man in addition to calling the owner. I doubt. No evidence from the news states this happening either.

So is the opening statement true? Do ppl love dogs more than other ppl? Or is it that dog owners love vicious dogs more than people because they themselves are dog owners?

The basis of being a selfless human being is to love those who only share and sympathize with your own interests and lifestyle...thought you knew.=\
Independent

United States

#29520 Mar 27, 2014
UnderstandPeople wrote:
Do ppl love dogs more than other ppl?
Yes

I sympathize with the poor bunny rabbits.

Lucky foot my hiney.

:^`{

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

you must, understand people.

#29521 Mar 27, 2014
one poster agrees that we are lower than dogs.
lets have a murder spree, folks.
kill eachother and may the puppies flourish the earth and eat our intestines.

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#29522 Mar 28, 2014
how sweet it is to be loved by you....yeah baby...

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#29523 Mar 28, 2014
No race this weekend.....how boring!

Since: Feb 10

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#29524 Mar 28, 2014
Turkish Political and Military Leaders ADMIT to Planning False Flag Terror to Justify a War with Syria

Posted on March 27, 2014 by WashingtonsBlog

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2014/03/turkis...
Ozzie

Concord, CA

#29525 Mar 28, 2014
There is nothing noble

in being superior to your

fellow man: true nobility is being

superior to your former self.

E.Hemingway



Oz.....

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#29528 Mar 28, 2014
Ozzie wrote:
There is nothing noble
in being superior to your
fellow man: true nobility is being
superior to your former self.
E.Hemingway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =WFj7RjQJFtkXX
Oz.....
Real NOBILITY is based on
Scorn, Courage, and profound Indifference.

albert...somebody or another.

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#29529 Mar 28, 2014
Ozzie wrote:
There is nothing noble
in being superior to your
fellow man: true nobility is being
superior to your former self.
E.Hemingway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =WFj7RjQJFtkXX
Oz.....
Two Our of Three Ain't Bad...I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Lucy

Allentown, PA

#29530 Mar 28, 2014
I miss Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes !!! He always had something interesting to say.

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