Level 3

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#28145 Oct 12, 2013
Take a gum drop ms Sweeter and hope you feel better!

“MerryChristmas & HappyNewYear”

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#28146 Oct 12, 2013
Ok Thank YOU spoonfuloFSugar2 0....
Heracles

Ural, Russia

#28147 Oct 12, 2013
I just found the biggest troll IRL.

“Just an everyday girl”

Level 5

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#28148 Oct 12, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Thinking about some that I haven't seen for some time....Hope they are ok....Thinking of me as much as I think of them...Always nice to be thought of..(O:
Hey there girl. I hope you are well.:) I might be new to you but thinking of you.:)

“Just an everyday girl”

Level 5

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#28149 Oct 12, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I was on a date with a very attractive lady last Thursday. Well, it wasn't a real date-date, but we did eat supper and watch a movie before the plane landed.
Sounds nice :) Just no farting LOL

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#28150 Oct 13, 2013
Kate Who wrote:
<quoted text>
Sounds nice :) Just no farting LOL
Hoof, meef?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#28151 Oct 13, 2013
Here's a top tip: Keep it upright and it will spin longer.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#28152 Oct 13, 2013
Kate Who wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey there girl. I hope you are well.:) I might be new to you but thinking of you.:)
..Thank you...At least someone is thinking of me..I've had a headache all day.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#28153 Oct 13, 2013
"Nothing propinks like propinquity!"
dicy

Reading, PA

#28154 Oct 13, 2013
I shaved my cat, for real, she spits up hairballs. Now I have to buy her a sweater and a jacket.

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#28155 Oct 13, 2013
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."

"What are the three tests?" asks the man

"Gotta pay first."

So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar.

"OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."

"Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!"

The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve.

"Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs.

He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence.

Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body.

"NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?"

“MerryChristmas & HappyNewYear”

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#28156 Oct 13, 2013
And the daymn Peace is gone just like that....geez
:(

Stood my ground though and watching the baseball game... Red Sox and Tigers

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#28157 Oct 13, 2013
I need to repair my grandson's 'blankie'.
Misfit

Duluth, GA

#28158 Oct 13, 2013
who am I
Camilla

Los Angeles, CA

#28159 Oct 13, 2013

“Just an everyday girl”

Level 5

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#28160 Oct 13, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>..Thank you...At least someone is thinking of me..I've had a headache all day.
Just wanted to slow down my life and check in on people. I am sorry for the headache. I hope you are better.:)

“Just an everyday girl”

Level 5

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#28161 Oct 13, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
Hoof, meef?
LOL. WHo is smiling :) lol

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#28162 Oct 14, 2013
Kate Who wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL. WHo is smiling :) lol
I smile a lot. Makes people think I'm up to something.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#28163 Oct 14, 2013
They said that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh... but ever time she laughed I'm the one who fell in love.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#28164 Oct 14, 2013
Monday sux!

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Evolution vs. Creation (Jul '11) 7 min Aura Mytha 132,371
Let's Play Song Titles With One Word? 7 min _hellbilly_ 189
What are you thinking about now? (Jun '10) 11 min Sublime1 25,605
Merry Christmas Topix, Thanks For,...? 11 min mr goodwrench 125
Make a Story / 4 Words Only (Nov '08) 12 min Cyan in CA 24,777
Funny!! Word association game. (Nov '13) 16 min DILF 2,131
Word Association (Mar '10) 17 min DILF 16,181
Word Association 2 (Sep '13) 1 hr DILF 7,540
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 4 hr Tom2Tone 152,438
More from around the web