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#27288 Jul 29, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Mondays stink!
Mondays for me are nice because I'm off most of the time.....

I'm sorry you have bad Mondays.

I wish you luck and hope this one doesn't stink as bad as the last one!

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Since: Dec 10

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#27289 Jul 29, 2013
Worst thing about today is that tomorrow isn't Friday. Neither is the day after that.

Or the day after that.

Or the day after that.

Level 8

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#27290 Jul 29, 2013
I work Tues through Sat and have every Sun/Mon off. That means my Saturday is on Sunday and Sunday is on Monday. Tuesday is my work Monday. In effect, that gives me two Mondays every week.

Nobody should have two Monday's every week.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#27291 Jul 29, 2013
IT FREAKIN'....TAKES COURAGE... TO...WAKE UP..EACH ...MORNING ..AND..FACE...THE..."HATE "..of the WORLD!!

KILL'EM..WITH KINDNESS...I ALWAYS SAY..IT WILL...BAFFLE THEM...

Note to the GOVT...QUIT Outfitting Other Countries with military Warfare Equipment... AND CLEAN UP THE CRIME.
HERE IN AMERICA!!!.

WE TAXPAYERS... are SICK OF IT!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#27292 Jul 29, 2013
YOU DO KNOW...THAT if there is a NUKE WAR in Our Day....IT'S NOT ABOUT...Power, Control and Greed..

IT'S ABOUT... WIPING OUT ..Those WHO..
BELIEVE IN GOD...and HIS LOVE...

EVIL hasn't a CLUE... And NEVER WILL...as To WHY we Chose our SPIRITUAL PATHS...

To Honor, Respect and LOVE our ENEMIES...

LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND... HATE.'S MISSION IS TO DESTROY IT and YOU!!!

RISE UP WARRIORS... THE TIME IS NEAR...BELIEVE IT!!!

Where are my MEDS...NURSE????

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#27293 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I work Tues through Sat and have every Sun/Mon off. That means my Saturday is on Sunday and Sunday is on Monday. Tuesday is my work Monday. In effect, that gives me two Mondays every week.
Nobody should have two Monday's every week.
Got it!

I think?

Good Luck with all those Mondays!

“Somewhere within...”

Level 4

Since: Jul 13

...the Topix mainframe.

#27294 Jul 29, 2013
When changing the roll, the paper is supposed to go up and over!

Level 8

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#27295 Jul 29, 2013
MPk_Kid wrote:
When changing the roll, the paper is supposed to go up and over!
And it still gets more a** than me.

Level 8

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#27296 Jul 29, 2013
I read that an auto parts store in Detroit has filed for bankruptcy because the employees were taking too many brakes.

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Since: Jul 11

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#27297 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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And it still gets more a** than me.
Possible touch more of the ladies than you do too..lol

Level 7

Since: Oct 12

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#27298 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I appreciate commercial breaks on television. They give me time to go get a beer.
From the refrigerator.
At the convenience store.
In South Dakota.
One of the only states, i have been to...where you can drive for twenty minutes and not see another car....like, Twilight Zone....lol...

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Since: May 13

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#27299 Jul 29, 2013
It's raining!

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#27301 Jul 29, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
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Mondays for me are nice because I'm off most of the time.....
I'm sorry you have bad Mondays.
I wish you luck and hope this one doesn't stink as bad as the last one!
Today wasn't so bad for a Monday!

“Im Your Friend”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Always Will Be

#27303 Jul 29, 2013
Even if I spend the whole day with you,I miss you the second you leave.....

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Since: Dec 10

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#27304 Jul 29, 2013
Go Blue Forever wrote:
<quoted text>One of the only states, i have been to...where you can drive for twenty minutes and not see another car....like, Twilight Zone....lol...
I've not been up that far, but it sounds like Kansas.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#27305 Jul 29, 2013
A buddy has been fighting the flu that turned into pneumonia. He had tests run and was told this morning that flu/pneumonia isn't what he has... it's some kinda lung disease and there isn't a cure. It's not cancer, it's something that hardens the lining of the lungs and they can't expand, and if they can't expand they can't draw oxygen. The doc gave him some meds and stuff to control the coughs that rack his body. Told him to go home and enjoy life as long as he can. His breathing will get progressively more difficult and, eventually, he won't be able to breath at all. He'll basically suffocate unless his heart gives out first due to stress and lack of oxygen.

My buddy said he went to the doctor expecting to get a prescription to knock out his hacking cough and shortness of breath, but instead the doc hit him between the eyes with a 5 pound sledgehammer.

He's one of the best people I've ever known.

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#27307 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
A buddy has been fighting the flu that turned into pneumonia. He had tests run and was told this morning that flu/pneumonia isn't what he has... it's some kinda lung disease and there isn't a cure. It's not cancer, it's something that hardens the lining of the lungs and they can't expand, and if they can't expand they can't draw oxygen. The doc gave him some meds and stuff to control the coughs that rack his body. Told him to go home and enjoy life as long as he can. His breathing will get progressively more difficult and, eventually, he won't be able to breath at all. He'll basically suffocate unless his heart gives out first due to stress and lack of oxygen.
My buddy said he went to the doctor expecting to get a prescription to knock out his hacking cough and shortness of breath, but instead the doc hit him between the eyes with a 5 pound sledgehammer.
He's one of the best people I've ever known.
Across the miles,
and cyber space
My heart goes out to you,
and your friend.
What a horrid thing to have to deal with.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pulmonary-fi...

“Just an everyday girl”

Level 5

Since: Dec 09

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#27308 Jul 29, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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all fresh veg.... and some lovely sauce......
Some fresh vegs. Saucey for for you girl.:) Need a fork or chopsticks?

“Just an everyday girl”

Level 5

Since: Dec 09

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#27309 Jul 29, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
Even if I spend the whole day with you,I miss you the second you leave.....
Evening Hey.:)

“TAKIA AND TA TONKA”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

HAPPY TOGETHER!!!

#27310 Jul 30, 2013
Now a person's post makes sense!

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