“Be there or be square”

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Since: Jul 13

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#27275 Jul 27, 2013
nothing good on tv

“Do Not Touch”

Level 8

Since: Oct 11

The Belly :-p

#27276 Jul 27, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
My New Years Resolution was to lose 20 pounds by the end of summer.
I've only got 30 pounds to go.
Lol .. Love your humor !

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#27277 Jul 27, 2013
ISN'T IT...SOMEBODY'S... Birthday????

BTW...WHERE THE FREAK IS THE POETRY??.? ;)

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Since: Dec 10

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#27279 Jul 28, 2013
Belle E Flopp wrote:
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Lol .. Love your humor !
Sending you a big Thankalotsasaurious because a regular thanks just isn't enough.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#27280 Jul 28, 2013
My grandson was here over the weekend, and I asked "What is love?"

"When a puppy licks your face," he immediately responded.

I started to laugh, but then he added "...even after you left him alone all day."

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Since: Jan 10

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#27282 Jul 28, 2013
PFfff wrote:
oh yeah, HI Tink!
:]
Hi sweetheart! Hope all is well in your corner of the world.

Level 6

Since: May 13

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#27283 Jul 28, 2013
60Minutes

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#27284 Jul 28, 2013
Sometimes you feel like nut..sometimes you don't.(O:

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Since: Dec 10

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#27286 Jul 29, 2013
I appreciate commercial breaks on television. They give me time to go get a beer.

From the refrigerator.

At the convenience store.

In South Dakota.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#27287 Jul 29, 2013
Mondays stink!

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#27288 Jul 29, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
Mondays stink!
Mondays for me are nice because I'm off most of the time.....

I'm sorry you have bad Mondays.

I wish you luck and hope this one doesn't stink as bad as the last one!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#27289 Jul 29, 2013
Worst thing about today is that tomorrow isn't Friday. Neither is the day after that.

Or the day after that.

Or the day after that.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#27290 Jul 29, 2013
I work Tues through Sat and have every Sun/Mon off. That means my Saturday is on Sunday and Sunday is on Monday. Tuesday is my work Monday. In effect, that gives me two Mondays every week.

Nobody should have two Monday's every week.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#27291 Jul 29, 2013
IT FREAKIN'....TAKES COURAGE... TO...WAKE UP..EACH ...MORNING ..AND..FACE...THE..."HATE "..of the WORLD!!

KILL'EM..WITH KINDNESS...I ALWAYS SAY..IT WILL...BAFFLE THEM...

Note to the GOVT...QUIT Outfitting Other Countries with military Warfare Equipment... AND CLEAN UP THE CRIME.
HERE IN AMERICA!!!.

WE TAXPAYERS... are SICK OF IT!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#27292 Jul 29, 2013
YOU DO KNOW...THAT if there is a NUKE WAR in Our Day....IT'S NOT ABOUT...Power, Control and Greed..

IT'S ABOUT... WIPING OUT ..Those WHO..
BELIEVE IN GOD...and HIS LOVE...

EVIL hasn't a CLUE... And NEVER WILL...as To WHY we Chose our SPIRITUAL PATHS...

To Honor, Respect and LOVE our ENEMIES...

LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND... HATE.'S MISSION IS TO DESTROY IT and YOU!!!

RISE UP WARRIORS... THE TIME IS NEAR...BELIEVE IT!!!

Where are my MEDS...NURSE????

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#27293 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I work Tues through Sat and have every Sun/Mon off. That means my Saturday is on Sunday and Sunday is on Monday. Tuesday is my work Monday. In effect, that gives me two Mondays every week.
Nobody should have two Monday's every week.
Got it!

I think?

Good Luck with all those Mondays!

“Somewhere within...”

Level 4

Since: Jul 13

...the Topix mainframe.

#27294 Jul 29, 2013
When changing the roll, the paper is supposed to go up and over!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#27295 Jul 29, 2013
MPk_Kid wrote:
When changing the roll, the paper is supposed to go up and over!
And it still gets more a** than me.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#27296 Jul 29, 2013
I read that an auto parts store in Detroit has filed for bankruptcy because the employees were taking too many brakes.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#27297 Jul 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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And it still gets more a** than me.
Possible touch more of the ladies than you do too..lol

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