“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#26982 Jun 30, 2013
OH CRAP...I almost Forgot... The Poetry Displayed tonight is Soooo Beautiful..ADRIAN'S...CRUSHING ...Nah. Noah...

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#26984 Jul 1, 2013
my heart and prayers goes out to those 19 firefighters who've lost their lives in Arizona..

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#26985 Jul 1, 2013
I'm gonna be here and there but definitely going to be reading that link Cosmicopia. <whispers>Looks great!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#26986 Jul 1, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> OMG!!...YOU made me LAUGH..and BARF at the same time...UP CHUCKED my Malt Milkshake.. on my Velvet Dress...BUT. IT WAS WORTH IT!!!
It's the unexpected twist at the end, ain't it?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#26987 Jul 1, 2013
I auditioned to be a male stripper but walked out when they said they'd put me on the short list.

“Just an everyday girl”

Level 5

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#26988 Jul 1, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I auditioned to be a male stripper but walked out when they said they'd put me on the short list.
That means like 2 years LOL

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#26989 Jul 1, 2013
Jay-Gee1992 wrote:
do you remember those shoes you got when you were a kid and they would flash different colours when you step in them, how come they dont make them for adults?
Having smaller feet, I bought a pair of those when I was like 17 for a joke... went to a party in the woods that got busted by the cops...needless to say, I was a very easy target running through the dark with flashing colored lights. Never wore them again....

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#26990 Jul 1, 2013
booked a two week holiday today for me and the family.... and now I am counting the days..... I can't wait.......
Krypteia

Bedford, UK

#26991 Jul 1, 2013
Phoned up the builders today and said I want a skip outside my house,he said" I'm not stopping you'..

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#26992 Jul 1, 2013
My granma said that when she was younger she had to beat men off with a stick.

Sex must have been pretty weird back then.
Krypteia

Bedford, UK

#26993 Jul 1, 2013
I was at the cash machine and this little old lady asked me if I could check her balance,not wanting to disappoint I pushed her over..

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#26994 Jul 1, 2013
Yous guys are cracking me up with your jokes.

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#26996 Jul 1, 2013
Ludacris rantings

Never is silent.

everyday the same thing

Worthless endeavor

from the porno poet.

He's just trying to

attract a fly to his web

ladies. You'll get stuck if you're

not careful..

As always, He's Le PerVert

“Fishin' in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#26997 Jul 2, 2013
Miss on you too pister, go in your own jack yard and back off"

“look up and laugh”

Level 9

Since: Jun 08

guess, where

#26998 Jul 2, 2013
good morning

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#26999 Jul 2, 2013
SLY WEST wrote:
Miss on you too pister, go in your own jack yard and back off"
Well for sure...I hope this isn't directed at me..I had hoped our differences were settled..

Sorry if not!

M.E.

“Fishin' in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#27000 Jul 2, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
<quoted text>
Well for sure...I hope this isn't directed at me..I had hoped our differences were settled..
Sorry if not!
M.E.
Nah, not directed at anyone, just a weak attempt at humor, no offense intended

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#27003 Jul 2, 2013
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>
Nah, not directed at anyone, just a weak attempt at humor, no offense intended
Glad to hear...:)

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#27004 Jul 2, 2013
I've started a new Internet safety program called Control And Stop Hacking.

If you'd like to help, please make checks payable to CASH and send them to me. Thanks.

“Just an everyday girl”

Level 5

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#27005 Jul 2, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
booked a two week holiday today for me and the family.... and now I am counting the days..... I can't wait.......
Me too.:) Counting.:)

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