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Fairy Verte wrote:
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Hi Hoof! I wait until it gets warm before I get in or BRRRRR!
How about being soaped up and the hot water starts to go? So you start rinsing at warp speed but don't make it and that cold water hits your back? In winter? BRRRRRRR!
THAT'S funny.
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i really hate this world

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Step Into My Realm

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Happy Mother's Day to all moms!

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It's a beautiful day!

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Dr. Oz says if you want to know if your kids have pin worms or not to put a piece of scotch tape over their butthole (he used a more appropriate word) at night because they come out at night and are apparently common among children. He said when you take the tape off in the morning if it looks like there are grains of rice on it, then your kids have them.
WTF?!?!? I'll pass on scarring my kids with memories of mommy putting tape on their buttholes.

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Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Dr. Oz says if you want to know if your kids have pin worms or not to put a piece of scotch tape over their butthole (he used a more appropriate word) at night because they come out at night and are apparently common among children. He said when you take the tape off in the morning if it looks like there are grains of rice on it, then your kids have them.
WTF?!?!? I'll pass on scarring my kids with memories of mommy putting tape on their buttholes.
LOLLZzz!!! <3 Happy Mother's day!

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Sherlock; “Watson? Once again what is SK on about and who is this alex jones?
Watson:‘ CIA as best as we can tell Inspector….”
Sherlock:“I see. From what venue Watson?”
Watson:“Christian fundamentalism Inspector…perfectly suited as it were by his location in the Bible Belt.”
Sherlock; ‘ He is giving him far too much oxygen Watson…… below his station I say. Send him a text and allow that yes, we enjoyed the rants, now SK has more serious work to do.”
Watson:“Will do Inspector. And, I think SK was just venting. We won’t know what he saw or should I say perceived for weeks.”

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My baby ginger kitty has blue eyes!

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Sherlock again...."What? Watson bloody hell do tell of this 'we won't know for weeks? The Home Office is not so patient or, are you onto something I should know about?"

Watson; " Oh dear, how to explain is rather difficult Inspector. What is commonly refered to as 'inklings' or in their worse presentation' sneaky suspicions'......are for SK an often maddening reality. Nothing comes into focus for the lad immediately yet the impulse which bears the truth behind the lightening flashes he has of insights perceptively hit him as prfound reality. Then? Then he is left with mere fragments of pictures....pictures and impulses which can take weeks to sort through."

Sherlock: " Indeed. That is the mark of a collectic-ecclectic. How is he holding up?"

Watson; "Every night a dream Inspector, every day yet another. It is good SK has a sense of humor in it all so with that well."

Sherlock: " He has not pray tell revealed the mysteriy of the number 11 has he Watson?"

Watson; " Not as yet.......yet is pressed to do so."

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I watched a pair of Red Headed Woodpeckers dive bomb two squirels today who got too close to their nest.
The sguirels didn't fair so well.......got some well aimed pecks on their heads and scampered.
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I'm still thinking about that thread telepathic lovers and laughing.

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mark webber is one handsome SOB.......

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May 12, 2013
 
I hate been rude but sometimes you have to.

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May 12, 2013
 
I'm much be very interesting for some to keep following me..You couldn't have followed anyone better(O:

Have a nice day!!

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I must be....but can be much interesting....*WINK

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

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honeymylove wrote:
I hate been rude but sometimes you have to.
NO ONE Should be RUDE to anyone...These RUDE folks just haven't MASTERED the Dictionary.. as of yet...But, When I am having a down day.. ALL I gave to do..Is look above and THANK GOD for My Life..to LIVE as I please... And When I come to OFFBEAT.... SIMILES ABOUND!!.. ROCK ON ROCKERS!!

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I hope all Mothers feel appreciated - - every day.

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Wouldn't it be cool if lollypops moaned when you lick them?

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clap your hands!

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#26330
May 12, 2013
 
Why do weekends feel so short sometimes?

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