JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to...

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#26323 May 12, 2013
mark webber is one handsome SOB.......

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#26324 May 12, 2013
I hate been rude but sometimes you have to.

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#26325 May 12, 2013
I'm much be very interesting for some to keep following me..You couldn't have followed anyone better(O:

Have a nice day!!

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#26326 May 12, 2013
I must be....but can be much interesting....*WINK

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#26327 May 12, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
I hate been rude but sometimes you have to.
NO ONE Should be RUDE to anyone...These RUDE folks just haven't MASTERED the Dictionary.. as of yet...But, When I am having a down day.. ALL I gave to do..Is look above and THANK GOD for My Life..to LIVE as I please... And When I come to OFFBEAT.... SIMILES ABOUND!!.. ROCK ON ROCKERS!!

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#26328 May 12, 2013
I hope all Mothers feel appreciated - - every day.

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#26329 May 12, 2013
Wouldn't it be cool if lollypops moaned when you lick them?

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#26330 May 12, 2013
Why do weekends feel so short sometimes?

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#26331 May 12, 2013
Go Boston Bruins!

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#26332 May 12, 2013
My wife set our DVR to record "The Biggest Loser" but it keeps recording Toronto hockey games.

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#26333 May 12, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
My wife set our DVR to record "The Biggest Loser" but it keeps recording Toronto hockey games.
LOL...my cousin is not going to like that one when I tell him.
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#26334 May 12, 2013
I thinking about the cicadas.

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#26335 May 12, 2013
Hockey players wear numbers, because they can't be identified by dental records.

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#26336 May 12, 2013
__Quintessence__ wrote:
I thinking about the cicadas.
Same here. They are tasty little critters when you catch em fresh out of the ground, especially the females with egg laden abdomens...they are rich in protein with a buttery taste and a hint of asparagus...

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#26337 May 12, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
I must be....but can be much interesting....*WINK
I was once Much be. People thought being such was a bit too much so I gave up what much I loved.

Much more than this was once that strangers kiss ...too much... so much it much not be true, I thought so thought I so much.

To which to my surprise like a giant gallatic interstellar space ship filled with intoxicating aliens landed in my back yard......hoisting me out of all my conundrums of much to do about nothing into estatic celebration which were 'out of this world!"

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#26338 May 12, 2013
The trolls loves me (O:

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#26339 May 12, 2013
I have just encountered another troll my own self. Which I much say is normal.

See......dumb cops.......feds and other paid informants actually are contracted to 'perview' sociol networking sites and places to look for 'suspicious activity.' LOL

They sit in front of their computers..sucking down beer or wine...and troll and troll and read what others post.......often times acting as agitators....for they cannot help themselves.

Trolls are in effect stalkers. Just as pathetic and just as common.

Cabish?

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#26340 May 12, 2013
The body of my research I have kept well hidden.

whatever I have allowed mere teasers of things to come.

but then the trolls........and 'gubment' types will have to purchase the content when made public.

Then? they will yaddle and praddle and nay say to justify their lies......and go back to sucking down beers, eating pork pulled as a barbeque sanwhich, watching football and or otherwise finding the pathetic fractions of their depleted manhood fulfiled in frolic and self absorbed persuasions.

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#26341 May 12, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Wouldn't it be cool if lollypops moaned when you lick them?
Whoa now, Hoof!

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#26343 May 13, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Wouldn't it be cool if lollypops moaned when you lick them?
That's the funniest thing i've read on topix.

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