Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#26275 May 8, 2013
Jury reached a verdict in the Jodi Arias Trial . It will be read at 4:30 Eastern time .

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#26276 May 8, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I wanna crown!
Me too! Crown and 7 to be exact! Hahaha!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#26277 May 8, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Jury reached a verdict in the Jodi Arias Trial . It will be read at 4:30 Eastern time .
What do you think it will be? Should be interesting!

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#26278 May 8, 2013
What is TRIPE???
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Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#26279 May 8, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>What do you think it will be? Should be interesting!
I am just able to reply . Just got home from work ! I'm glad she got 1rst degree murder . It was a gruesome crime done to a good person . Really sad stuff for his family .

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#26280 May 8, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
<quoted text>
I am just able to reply . Just got home from work ! I'm glad she got 1rst degree murder . It was a gruesome crime done to a good person . Really sad stuff for his family .
yeah..........cap the guy in the head with a pistol round.....then carve him up?

no wonder I'm celebate and refuse to online meet and date lol LOOK at her.

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#26281 May 9, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes, actually. Okay, it's all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.
--slapping my thigh, laughing--
Hoof, you slay me everytime!

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#26282 May 9, 2013
cjt12 wrote:
My crown a little crooked,...?
I see horns, baby, no crown..
Krypteia

Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

#26283 May 9, 2013
I thought I might change my job and become a Blacksmith,so I asked the local blacksmith about it,he said have I ever shoed horses, I said "well I told a donkey to feck off once".
Krypteia

Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

#26284 May 9, 2013
My snail was to slow for racing so I took his shell off,just made him more sluggish.

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#26285 May 9, 2013
I want to stay home tomorrow.....

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#26286 May 9, 2013
mybackfkinghurts wrote:
What is TRIPE???
'
you don't wanna know..... it's on the same level as 'black pudding', but I do actually like that.... lol
Krypteia

Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK

#26287 May 9, 2013
My wife said to me why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats into the water?, I said"if they fell forwards they'd still be in the fecking boat".

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#26289 May 9, 2013
Things My Mom Never Said....

Things Mom Would Never Say

How on earth can you see the TV sitting that far back?

Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.

Just leave all the lights on. It makes the place look more cheerful.

Let me smell that shirt... Yeah, it's good for a couple of more days.

Of course you can keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed him and walk him every day.

Well, if Tommy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me.

Curfew is just a general time to shoot for. I mean, it's not like I'm running a prison here.

I don't have a tissue, honey. Just use your sleeve.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#26291 May 9, 2013
A very old poem..........

When my prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in my widdle bed
And spanked me butt 'til it was red?

.......Me Mudder!

In the morning when the lights would come
And in my crib I dribbled some
Who wiped my tiny wittle bun?

.......Me Mudder!

Who took me from my cozy cot
And placed me on an ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not?

.......Me Mudder!

Who's hair so gently she would part
And hold me tightly to her heart
And sometimes squeeze me til I'd fart?

.......Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows drooped
And screamed and yelled 'til she had the croup
when in my Sunday pants I pooped?

.......Me Mudder!

And at night when the bed did squeak
And me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?

.......Me Fadder!!!!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#26292 May 9, 2013
Last year I got my wife a Mother's Day gift that left her speechless.

Matter of fact, she didn't speak to me for a week.

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#26293 May 9, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
My wife said to me why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats into the water?, I said"if they fell forwards they'd still be in the fecking boat".
:)

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#26295 May 9, 2013
Alex Jones is mentally ill.
He can't get enough of himself......between breaks he does a voice sick presentation as if he is on a commercial intro.
Reminds me of someone who yes has alot of intell.....but shakes the listeners down for all the change in their pockets by holding them upside down and shaking them by the pantlegs.

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#26296 May 9, 2013
A cointelpro 'medicine man' bafoon..........who when you listen to Alex Jones...uses " I' "I' so often .." I said this////////// I told you this!"
Diminishes everyone elese "I' to meaningless. YOu don;'t count because Alex Jones already told you this was going to happen.

I' I'I' I said..........like a broken record of
self-aggrandisement
your only hope is to listen to what i already have said. LOL

your only way out of this.........is to buy this and that..........yada yada..

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#26297 May 9, 2013
and how the motor mouth of self bloviation so readily steps on all the conversations his appointed guests are making who come on his show......is beyond rude and uncooth.
There they are, even call in guests.....and here comes the pork bellied barbeque eating blabber mouth thinking he is entertaining 'stepping all over' their conversations.

This is one errant talk show host who has NO CLASS...no matter how informative his information is.

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